If you ask me...

[vandalous_riot]

...the singleton lifestyle is getting a tad old.
I want to go out on a date with a cute boy who will pay.
Oh, and if he has a license and a car too that will be a major step-up from the past few lameasses I have had the pleasure of chillin' with.

I am pretty sure the boys around here are dumb fucks who wouldn't know a decent chick if she were right in front of them.