Apr 29, 2005 10:10
so last night i walk past this television that happens to be playing american idol (you'll have to trust me on this one. i certainly don't like that show and i do not by any means follow it or embrace its cheeze-ridden glory) and i notice that one of the contestants is (*gasp*) metal. there's this crusty, grungy longhair straight-up DUDE on that show. if i tune in next week and he's not singing "antichrist" by slayer, i'll kick a dog in half.