OPEN CALL, ALL APPLICANTS CONSIDERED.
seems like its breakup season again. sarah and catherine from work both broke up with their longtime boys this week. i don't know about catherine, but i'm glad for sarah because that dude was a drug-addled dick. he reminded me of the way that dan and i used to act toward our girlfriends when we were all strung out. dickish. just a gigantic fucking asshole. a gigantic fucking poop-covered butt.
but wait, isn't it supposed to be Spring here? and isn't spring supposed to be that wonderful season when everyone falls in love? whats with the breakups? cupid needs to pull his weight a little better. if for no one else than for my sake, because damn if i'm not lonely like a machine that's programmed to be the loneliest machine that ever lonlied. okay maybe i'm not that bad (keep cool, don't look desperate, you can do this), but jesusjumpingjackcripplechrist, some lovin would help.
any help in this matter would be much appreciated. thank you. (for being there)
but wait, isn't it supposed to be Spring here? and isn't spring supposed to be that wonderful season when everyone falls in love? whats with the breakups? cupid needs to pull his weight a little better. if for no one else than for my sake, because damn if i'm not lonely like a machine that's programmed to be the loneliest machine that ever lonlied. okay maybe i'm not that bad (keep cool, don't look desperate, you can do this), but jesusjumpingjackcripplechrist, some lovin would help.
any help in this matter would be much appreciated. thank you. (for being there)