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"By the way, Guy Fieri, I’m pretty sure that if there is a God, he doesn’t want you to put barbecued pork on a Nori roll."
- Anthony Bourdain
"How the hell is Alton Brown still on the Food Network? His show is great! It’s funny, it’s intelligent, it uses big words, it’s scientific... How the hell did this guy slip under the radar?!"
- Anthony Bourdain
"Look deep into your heart of hearts, and ask, why do you watch this show? Because you want to watch him die!"
- Anthony Bourdain, on why we watch Man vs. Food
"Look, if you’ve just finished a plate of tree grubs, and you know that tomorrow you’re going to wake up to healthy breakfast of nut sack, alcohol really fucking helps."
- Anthony Bourdain, on why he respects Andrew Zimmern for being sober
"Bad Italian food is a sin. It’s a sin against God."
- Anthony Bourdain
"These people are proud, so when they offer you some of their local hooch, you drink it. We’re not alcoholics here. We’re TV fucking professionals."
- Anthony Bourdain, on why you should always drink in foreign countries
"You can do what you want in the privacy of your own home. I accept your alternative lifestyle. Actually no, fuck you."
- Anthony Bourdain, on vegetarians
"When some guy comes up to me the airport and says, “Hey, you’re that one guy, from the cooking channel, with that one show! Can I have your autograph?”, I always write the same thing: “Best sex I ever had, Bobby Flay.'"
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If you can't tell, I had a good night. ♥
- Anthony Bourdain
"How the hell is Alton Brown still on the Food Network? His show is great! It’s funny, it’s intelligent, it uses big words, it’s scientific... How the hell did this guy slip under the radar?!"
- Anthony Bourdain
"Look deep into your heart of hearts, and ask, why do you watch this show? Because you want to watch him die!"
- Anthony Bourdain, on why we watch Man vs. Food
"Look, if you’ve just finished a plate of tree grubs, and you know that tomorrow you’re going to wake up to healthy breakfast of nut sack, alcohol really fucking helps."
- Anthony Bourdain, on why he respects Andrew Zimmern for being sober
"Bad Italian food is a sin. It’s a sin against God."
- Anthony Bourdain
"These people are proud, so when they offer you some of their local hooch, you drink it. We’re not alcoholics here. We’re TV fucking professionals."
- Anthony Bourdain, on why you should always drink in foreign countries
"You can do what you want in the privacy of your own home. I accept your alternative lifestyle. Actually no, fuck you."
- Anthony Bourdain, on vegetarians
"When some guy comes up to me the airport and says, “Hey, you’re that one guy, from the cooking channel, with that one show! Can I have your autograph?”, I always write the same thing: “Best sex I ever had, Bobby Flay.'"
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If you can't tell, I had a good night. ♥