Sleepy people say the cutest things
So I'm working evenings and midnights at my security job. As a concierge, I'm supposed to wear a tie, but right now we're not in tie season. Yes, we have a tie season. But between Victoria Day and Labour Day, we can get away with not wearing the tie, and having to top button of our shirts undone, with a white t-shirt underneath. I only have three white t-shirts of my own, and two of them are Jack Skellington.
When I came home at 1am and was getting ready for bed, Absinthe woke up a bit. He watched me take my uniform shirt off and saw the t-shirt underneath.
Absinthe: Is that what you wore under your shirt?
Me: Yep.
Absinthe: It's cute. Way to stick it to the man there, dear.
It's not so much sticking it to the man as trying not to raid his undershirt drawer every night.
When I came home at 1am and was getting ready for bed, Absinthe woke up a bit. He watched me take my uniform shirt off and saw the t-shirt underneath.
Absinthe: Is that what you wore under your shirt?
Me: Yep.
Absinthe: It's cute. Way to stick it to the man there, dear.
It's not so much sticking it to the man as trying not to raid his undershirt drawer every night.