Title: Ye Merry Gentlemen (2/2)
Author: vampmissedith
Disclaimer: So totally not mine, yo.
Ship: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spoilers for season eight; Jell-O.
Summary: “‘Are we five,’ he asks in a bouncy castle filled with Jell-O.”
Notes: Much, much thanks to dissonata, who not only fixed the horrendous amount of typos due to me typing ( Read more... )

Title: Ye Merry Gentlemen (1/2)
Author: vampmissedith
Disclaimer: So totally not mine, yo.
Ship: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spoilers for season eight; Jell-O.
Summary: “‘Are we five,’ he asks in a bouncy castle filled with Jell-O.”
Notes: Much, much thanks to dissonata, who not only fixed the horrendous amount of typos due to me typing ( Read more... )

Title: A Day for Fools
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content and language
Pairing: House/Wilson slash
Summary: In which pranks are played, lies are told, and Taub learns to laugh. You'd be surprised how fateful a silly holiday can be.
Notes: This is a belated April Fools Day (somewhat cracky) fic. Much thanks to dissonata for ( Read more... )

Title: Under Wraps
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG
Pairing: House/Wilson
Warning: Meh, some huddy.
Summary: Wilson starts getting anonymous Valentine’s gifts, and it totally isn’t House. Totally.
Notes: Much thanks for dissonata for his patience and honesty, as well as his whip-crackin’ fic whip. And yeah, it’s for Valentine’s Day. Sorry it’s late ( Read more... )

Title: Gone Midnight
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG
Pairing: House/Wilson
Warning: Basic season seven spoilers up to this point.
Summary: He didn’t look altogether well, but he figured that was what he got for drinking so much. And for blurting his feelings out for House. Multiple times. While licking his face.
Notes: This is a New Year’s Day ( Read more... )

Title: For Every Closed Door
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG
Pairing: House/Wilson
Warnings: Spoilers for season seven and "life spoilers" for anyone older than nine.
Summary: “When did you find out Santa didn’t exist?” Chase asked randomly, probably just reaching for any excuse to talk; it was the type of topic one only brought up when sheer ( Read more... )

Title: Saccharine Sentiments
Disclaimer: Do I look like David Shore? Wait, you can't see me. Trust me, I don't.
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive dialogue and language.
Pairing: House/Wilson slash.
Warnings: Takes place in season six, but vague spoilers. Spoilers for several romantic movies and/or chick flicks, although I tried to ( Read more... )

Title: Of Costumes Past
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG, some language and suggestive dialogue.
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship, vague House/Cuddy and hints of Wilson/Cuddy.
Disclaimer: Hmm, if I owned House, I probably wouldn't be poor. Alas, I do not.
Summary: What do you tranvestites, sluts, and gay stripper fantasies have in common? Pretty ( Read more... )