Random observations for the day

May 23, 2007 15:41

While on my way to the library (yes, I was ACTUALLY studying today), I happened to look down, and there on the concrete sidewalk, I saw two fuzzy bumblebees lying on the ground. One was facing east, and the other west. they were so close they were almost touching. Both were motionless; dead. And this filled me with great sorrow.

Later on.....

Since I've started studying for finals, my water consumption has increased exponentially because, like my friend says, what else is there to do? And there, etched so carefully at the bottom of the bathroom stall door with two arrows pointing to the space between the ground and the lower end of the bathroom stall door were the words, "Beware of limbo-dancing midgets".
Previous post Next post
Up