Mummy is thinking of excuses so she doesn't have to go to work on Klaus's birthday in 2 weeks. She was thinking that she should say that I had sex for the first time and all that stupidness, but no...that's a bit much. My step-dad, Eddie, said in a girly voice "Mummy, I have this wound between my legs! It's been there forever and I dunno what it is ( Read more... )