Ducks do Singapore...
Totally due to being tired and lacking creativity and nothing whatsoever to do with needing to watch last night's recording of X Factor before tonights edition, I wasn't going to do a duck review of Singapore.
However, having a whole load of quacking prima donna ducks wanting their 15 minutes of fame, I relented and have taken a single picture overview of the whole race to keep them quiet (it took a lot of hard work to set up a night-race photo shoot).
The Abbreviated Duck Review of Singapore 2009
Nico hasn't stopped crying and is comfort eating his body weight in muesli. Kimi wondered why he bothered turning up; Fernando has dedicated his podium to some fat duck who owns a big boat and wears slippers; Jenson is the only one happy the twat won (the rest of us just want to know how much daddy!twat had to pay the pussy!twat doll to take his little golden boy back). The journalists are wondering who Timo is as they've never seen him before and Seb V's experiment to see how many bits can fall off his car before it packs up, was a great success.
I give you Singapore 2009
*goes off to give Nico another box of tissues*
However, having a whole load of quacking prima donna ducks wanting their 15 minutes of fame, I relented and have taken a single picture overview of the whole race to keep them quiet (it took a lot of hard work to set up a night-race photo shoot).
The Abbreviated Duck Review of Singapore 2009
Nico hasn't stopped crying and is comfort eating his body weight in muesli. Kimi wondered why he bothered turning up; Fernando has dedicated his podium to some fat duck who owns a big boat and wears slippers; Jenson is the only one happy the twat won (the rest of us just want to know how much daddy!twat had to pay the pussy!twat doll to take his little golden boy back). The journalists are wondering who Timo is as they've never seen him before and Seb V's experiment to see how many bits can fall off his car before it packs up, was a great success.
I give you Singapore 2009
*goes off to give Nico another box of tissues*