Alex II. Why do you hate me so?
This doll is death. He's really trying so hard to kill me.

EDIT: I got his whole face off, and found out that he really is dented D: D: D: 
I boiled him, and the dent seems to have mostly come out, so that's good at least. This explains why the patched part was visible. :(

( Alex is trying to kill me )