Sometimes, badfic is so funny that it’s almost good again. How else can you explain the helpless sputtering that will necessarily follow a quote like this:

It was moment of corunation, and the orgasm of destiny was upon Aragorn.

That is just … epic. I challenge all the adult writers out there to write a little something about Aragorn’s orgasm of ( Read more... )

I hope we all agree that a review telling the author to watch his/her gramer more, really steps on its own foot (and then stumbles, falls flat on its face and breaks its nonexistent neck).

No, I’m not making that word up. That’s how it was used it the review in question.

And the lesson to be learned is the following: Spellcheck is your friend.

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Actually, I wanted to post cat!content today (I took a really cute pic of The Fat Cat® this morning), but I just got a notification that someone added me as a favourite author on ff.net, so I’m blogging about that instead. It would be kind of flattering if not for the fact that my ff.net profile is empty - and has always been empty *shrugs*. It’s a ( Read more... )

You can say about ff.net what you will, but the word count for the stories is a real quality feature. If you think you want to spend 3 hours with a fic you can look for the appropriate lenght. But on most other sites you have to deduce the actual length from the chapter count and the scrollbar *sighs*. Which led be to believe that I could read ( Read more... )