WTF.
So on MySpace there was a bulliton to Google "(Your Name) looks like" and post the best result from the first page.
The winner:
"Valerie looks like a 21st century scarecrow."
The Runners up:
"Valerie looks like an angel if i were with Valerie in da dark i would light a candle."
"This is what the name "Valerie" looks like in Japanese:. "Valerie" in Japanese characters. It is pronounced "VARERII"
"a valerie looks like that because that is what my nation thinks a beautiful woman looks like. I don't know how to explain it,"
"Valerie looks like she'd screw anything that moved, including but not limited to animals, insects, motor vehicles or a particularly windswept tree limb."
"Valerie looks like a great Cho Chang to me."
"Valerie looks like Elle MacPherson and sings like Patsy Cline"