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Diane is a fruitcake. She's mentally unbalanced and usually that doesn't bother me, but when she locks me out of the house I get a bit annoyed. I was in a hurry to leave yesterday afternoon and I couldn't find my keys so I left the rear garage door unlocked so I could get into the house when I got home later. Well, when I left I knew one thing was certain, the front door would be inaccessable since Diane locks the deadbolt at night (a lock only Cindy has a key for,) and the back door can be opened via the doggie door unless it's covered up (it was) so I figured the best bet would be to leave the outer garage door unlocked and I could get into the house via the inner garage door. Diane had other plans it seems. She locked the inner garage door! I didn't even know this door was lockable so imagine my suprise when I tried the handle and it didn't turn. I could either bang on the door, wake her up, have her call the police (because I'm obviously an intruder in the eyes of a delusional old woman who has saftey issues,) try and break into the house (see previous results) or camp out in the garage. I chose #3 and found some nice bedding material, a ladder, an elevated surface, and plenty of stuff to cover up with.
Cindy is away for a long weekend and Diane has knocked on my door several times to discuss things like "Should we turn the heat on?" (10 minute discussion) "Dan came by looking for Cindy" (5 Minutes) "Did Cindy take the dogs with her?" (10 minutes) dear lord woman, I seriously have better things to do than reassure you it's okay to turn on the heat. She wanders the house, talking to herself constantly and when you are foolish enough to be in the room with her, a conversation will occur about "the Spirit" and how it told her this, or it showed her that. As I said before, I don't mind that you're crazy, just keep it to yourself eh? The worst part of it all is that Diane can't afford rent AND utilities here so Cindy somehow talked me into splitting Diane's share of utilities. I'm going to express my displeasure about this in the near future.
Alisha accused me of cheating on her the other day. I asked what she was talking about and she said "All the signs are there Michael." when asked to clarify, she pointed out that I shaved. That was her theory. I shaved so I was obviously trying to look good for someone and it surely wasn't her. Then a few mintues later she was crying and apologizing. Two days later she was at it again, saying that I didn't want to be with her and asking if I liked to see her hurt and crying because that's what I'm doing to her. What caused this? We were talking via instant messenger, discussing what movie we should see on the weekend. I realised 2 movies we had planned on seeing both came out this weekend and when I said "Are we going to see them both?" she somehow assumed that I didnt't want to see either of them and that I hated her and didn't want to be around her at all. Interesting conclusions she drawing there don't you think?
Maybe I'm the crazy one.
Cindy is away for a long weekend and Diane has knocked on my door several times to discuss things like "Should we turn the heat on?" (10 minute discussion) "Dan came by looking for Cindy" (5 Minutes) "Did Cindy take the dogs with her?" (10 minutes) dear lord woman, I seriously have better things to do than reassure you it's okay to turn on the heat. She wanders the house, talking to herself constantly and when you are foolish enough to be in the room with her, a conversation will occur about "the Spirit" and how it told her this, or it showed her that. As I said before, I don't mind that you're crazy, just keep it to yourself eh? The worst part of it all is that Diane can't afford rent AND utilities here so Cindy somehow talked me into splitting Diane's share of utilities. I'm going to express my displeasure about this in the near future.
Alisha accused me of cheating on her the other day. I asked what she was talking about and she said "All the signs are there Michael." when asked to clarify, she pointed out that I shaved. That was her theory. I shaved so I was obviously trying to look good for someone and it surely wasn't her. Then a few mintues later she was crying and apologizing. Two days later she was at it again, saying that I didn't want to be with her and asking if I liked to see her hurt and crying because that's what I'm doing to her. What caused this? We were talking via instant messenger, discussing what movie we should see on the weekend. I realised 2 movies we had planned on seeing both came out this weekend and when I said "Are we going to see them both?" she somehow assumed that I didnt't want to see either of them and that I hated her and didn't want to be around her at all. Interesting conclusions she drawing there don't you think?
Maybe I'm the crazy one.