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[valaraiya]

There have been several improvements to the house since I have been away, and by several I mean two. We have acquired some kind of candlestick. It is stuck to the wall in a decorative fashion. We also have a coffee machine, which is a fairly major addition to our arsenal of kitchen gadgetry. It makes very, very nice coffee, and also froths milk. I

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[captain_tractor]

Apparently I am visiting in two weekends time. What's that all about?

[valaraiya]

I knows, I'm all like, wtf Tom? Today I formulate a strategy. I plan to attack the mother after dinner, when her defences are low.

[captain_tractor]

WTF Tom? I get this all the time, I am a nonsense.

Your mother will be full of dinner and cocks. It's the best time to get what you want.

By the way I have impeccable charm to parents and children, I can completely change the way I speak and everything. They'll wish you're seeing seeing me instead.

I will NOT greet your parents with "Hello Mr & Mrs. Jess" either, No.

[captain_tractor]

Seeing seeing? Blimey

[valaraiya]

I'll be seeing seeing you in 9ish days then. I have no doubts as to your parant-charming abilities. Please do not nob my sister while you are here, I would not like that.

I think you will be sleeping in a cupboard, I hope this is ok.