What I Learned Today
Note to self: When cleaning the fish tank, unplug and turn off the heat source. That way, when it breaks and you toss it in the trash you don't start a fire in the living room.
Note to self (addendum): When putting out fish tank related fires, try not to spray Shelby with the fire extinguisher unless she is actually on fire.
Note to self (addendum): When putting out fish tank related fires, try not to spray Shelby with the fire extinguisher unless she is actually on fire.