Thank you to everyone who stopped to give me advice or hold my hand while I wibbled everywhere regarding applications to The Foreigns. I will respond to you individually soon, but until I do, know that I am grateful.
Meanwhile, as I agonise over my SOPs (and obsessively refresh Facebook),
here's another procrastinatory tool I've found. Ask me anything, and I'll reply. Oh, oh, and start your own accounts so I can ask you inappropriate, super-personal questions too! It'll be just like meeting up in real life, only without you having the distinct pleasure of experiencing my crazed, unblinking stare (of twuu luuuurve).
ETA: I should mention that it's completely anonymous. So, er, yes.