Spouse said yesterday morning, "Should I put the cookies up where you can't reach them?"

My answer: "You have not yet seen Kung Fu Panda.  You have no idea how funny what you just said really is."

Spouse:  "So that's yes?"

I'd snarfed down half the damn package.  Seriously, I'm trying to eat healthy nourishing calorie sources and all that, but ( Read more... )