http://losangeles.craigslist.org/fur/150439659.html

Anyone interested?

Respond anonymously:

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song. (not a whole song, mind you, just a bit)
6. (What you'd like) The weather where you are (to be).
7. Your age
8. And a hint to who you are.
9. A word or phrase that is especially pleasing, and why.