what makes you smile
funniest day in a while. here's the highlights:
1) Erica and i playing the married couple in English this morning.
"Close that damn window."
"No. you got your way yesterday."
"i'm sticky."
"I'm hot."
-- ten minutes later, my papers blow off my desk and i turn around --
"Don't even fucking think about it."
2) Man's note signed <3 Man, Mannie, Marn, Marnie, Yarn, Yarnie and the gang
3) Ms. Liegey: "What is it telling you?"
Eric: ((high pitched voice)) MOVE ME!
4) Mr. Frino, on John Rolfe: "It turns out he overdosed on arrows. You're only supposed to have zero a day, he got three. Bad for your health."
5) Top Ten Reasons You Know You're Turning Into V.G. Chiz... almost as funny as my MB one lol
6) Fil grabbing my boob. enough said.
7) Crim Just- learning laws. i've broken one and only one on that list, and that would be sunday night. LoL nic...
also, real life laws:
a) in Kansas, it's illegal to serve cherry pie with ice cream
b) in Atlanta Georgia, it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
8) Physics:
a) Man's note: Mr. Nova in a striped shirt... how slimming
b)stealing Ky's water bottle, putting a note to Mas in it (asking him to stick the paper in lena's ear), and kicking it across the room
c) "Scientists don't get formulas for Christmas."
d) Dee: "No, I'm not 200 pounds. I'm 158."
Mr. Canova: "Unless you've got 42 pounds of ego?"
e) Eri: He looks like a waif
Me: Too skinny
Lena: NO! he's so hot. Totally bangable.
Me: i couldn't even find him to bang him!
Eri: He's too small to bang INTO!
comment with what made you laugh today...
PS- i know have mail, a planner, and the most amazing sister ever.
1) Erica and i playing the married couple in English this morning.
"Close that damn window."
"No. you got your way yesterday."
"i'm sticky."
"I'm hot."
-- ten minutes later, my papers blow off my desk and i turn around --
"Don't even fucking think about it."
2) Man's note signed <3 Man, Mannie, Marn, Marnie, Yarn, Yarnie and the gang
3) Ms. Liegey: "What is it telling you?"
Eric: ((high pitched voice)) MOVE ME!
4) Mr. Frino, on John Rolfe: "It turns out he overdosed on arrows. You're only supposed to have zero a day, he got three. Bad for your health."
5) Top Ten Reasons You Know You're Turning Into V.G. Chiz... almost as funny as my MB one lol
6) Fil grabbing my boob. enough said.
7) Crim Just- learning laws. i've broken one and only one on that list, and that would be sunday night. LoL nic...
also, real life laws:
a) in Kansas, it's illegal to serve cherry pie with ice cream
b) in Atlanta Georgia, it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
8) Physics:
a) Man's note: Mr. Nova in a striped shirt... how slimming
b)stealing Ky's water bottle, putting a note to Mas in it (asking him to stick the paper in lena's ear), and kicking it across the room
c) "Scientists don't get formulas for Christmas."
d) Dee: "No, I'm not 200 pounds. I'm 158."
Mr. Canova: "Unless you've got 42 pounds of ego?"
e) Eri: He looks like a waif
Me: Too skinny
Lena: NO! he's so hot. Totally bangable.
Me: i couldn't even find him to bang him!
Eri: He's too small to bang INTO!
comment with what made you laugh today...
PS- i know have mail, a planner, and the most amazing sister ever.