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[usskickass]

[Beiste would feel bad leaving anyone out, so anybody who doesn't find a personalized present outside their door is getting a warm pair of gloves and a hat.]

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1S TH1S BOOK 4BOUT YOUR HUM4N J3GUS???

[video forever]

[usskickass]

Uh.

Not exactly. He's a revolutionary leader. Figure you'd be interested.

ur mom forever

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H3S D3L1C1OUSLY CH3RRY COMMUN1SM
JUST L1K3 RUSS14
RUSS14 W4S MY B3ST FR13ND FOR 4 WH1L3 >:]

:T

[usskickass]

Really? Didn't really talk to that guy much...

[To be honest, she still has mixed feelings about the commies.]

I'm glad you like it, though.

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W4NT TO B3 COMMUN1ST W1TH M3 >8O

[usskickass]

Uh.

Do you know what they are, really?

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4W3SOM3?

[usskickass]

[...

Well, she ain't doing any harm.]

Sure, sign me up.

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W3LCOM3 TO TH3 COMMUN1ST P4RTY COMR4D3
NOW W3 P4RTY
OR SOM3TH1NG
RUSS14 S41D COMMUN1ST DR4NK VODK4 4 LOT
TH4TS 4BOUT 4LL 1 KNOW

[usskickass]

[Snort. Of course.]

Well, you're a bit young for vodka. But you can wear all the red you want, I guess?

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W3LL B3 R3D S1ST3RTW1NS NOW

[usskickass]

Sure, girlie. Glad you liked the present.

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DO 1 H4V3 TO G3T YOU SOM3TH1NG
OR C4N W3 JUST 4SSUM3 TH4T TH3 G1FTS TH3 L4RG3 R3D S4NT4M4NS G1FT 1S 4LSO FROM M3

[usskickass]

Uh...

Terezi, that's just a story. Did somebody tell you Santa's real?

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W41T WH4T

[usskickass]

There's-- it's just a story they tell kids. Someone your age wouldn't really believe in Santa anymore. If one of the kids told you that Santa's coming, they were teasing you.