WOLF GAME: PREAMBLE & INTRODUCTION

[usofbs]

All right, guys. The game has started. I'm going to type this somewhat normally (AND TRY TO KEEP OUT THE SPAZZ), considering I really don't want to confuse anyone.

FINAL LIST OF PLAYERS:
1. youokayhoney [Julia]
2. togiretamelody [Kit]
3. sushi_bunni [Sarai]
4. bumped [Jackie]
5. perfectexcuses [Kelly]
6. ninjainfocardz [Ranan]
7. lunargen [Gen]
8. amano_rei [Rei]
9. kthxrawr [Sarritichi]
10. zeli17 [Nicki]
11. smaps [Shelby]
12. fitzthemighty [Fitz]
13. artishlyruin [Ruin

Comments

[smaps]

...what the shit CREEP. CREEP. This game is going to be shit-flippingly awful, I can already tell.

For some reason, though, I imagine Mordecai as some fat, terrible jester in gaudy clothing. That makes it all the most terrifying. ):

[usofbs]

LOL OH GOD THAT IS NOT HOW I HAVE MORDY PICTURED AT ALL ): but uhh~ WHATEVER MAKES IT MORE SCARY FOR YOU.

[bumped]

I PICTURED HIM AS HOT AND SEXY

like an akame baby!!

[smaps]

....okay, new plan:

jackie sleeps with Mordecai, slips keys out of back pocket, we all go home free.

[bumped]

GOOD CALL.

..as long as this is akame!moredecai and not creepyobesejester!mordecai

[usofbs]

THERE IS NO CREEPYOBESEJESTER!MORDECAI IN MY WORLD K

only gun-slinging, tie-wearing, chain-smoking mordecai ): and he says haiii jackie b/c he totally remembers molesting you from last game

[bumped]

he...he molested everyone. ): it wasn't special.

[usofbs]

he says it was with you bb ): it was with you

[bumped]

): REALLY? I KNEW WE HAD SOMETHING ♥ CHEMISTRY~~

[usofbs]

THAT'S WHAT HE THOUGHT TOO

you know

right before he killed you ): he says no hard feelings about that either, he just did not want to share you with anyone else. IS THAT SO WRONG.

[bumped]

;_; i guess not.

ok i forgive him. 8Dv

just enough to take the keys from his back pocket and run away!

[usofbs]

he says oh really you actually believed that, swee-- ........................... nice jackie. real nice.

[bumped]

he'd better watch out for me. i'm sneaky~♥