F the Cultural gap
Today we make toast (soap is too difficult of a task for some of ya'll)
Classic Toast
Ingredients:
Bread (white or wheat)
butter or margarine
jam or jelly
Place 1 slice bread in toaster. Push lever down. When toast begins to rise, carefully remove from toaster. Lightly whip butter. Spread favorite toppings with broad, even knife strokes.
Makes 1 serving.
Cheese Dreams
A cheese dream is a toasted pillow of pleasure and a damned fine snack.
2 Slices of Bread (Your choice of type)
Cheese (Your choice type and quantity)
Butter
Sandwich the cheese between the two slices of dry bread. Then and only then, spread the butter on the outside of each slice of bread, so that when it's grilling the butter is immediately below the heat. Place under a medium grill, turning when the top slice is a golden brown. Remove from the grill with some kind of kitchen implement as the butter is quite hot.
Beware: a cheese dream is not a toy and it will burn quite easily if not watched.
When it's done you have a mass of melted cheese between two crunchy, munchy slices of bread.
Next week
PB and J (the J does not stand for jizz, sick-O)
Classic Toast
Ingredients:
Bread (white or wheat)
butter or margarine
jam or jelly
Place 1 slice bread in toaster. Push lever down. When toast begins to rise, carefully remove from toaster. Lightly whip butter. Spread favorite toppings with broad, even knife strokes.
Makes 1 serving.
Cheese Dreams
A cheese dream is a toasted pillow of pleasure and a damned fine snack.
2 Slices of Bread (Your choice of type)
Cheese (Your choice type and quantity)
Butter
Sandwich the cheese between the two slices of dry bread. Then and only then, spread the butter on the outside of each slice of bread, so that when it's grilling the butter is immediately below the heat. Place under a medium grill, turning when the top slice is a golden brown. Remove from the grill with some kind of kitchen implement as the butter is quite hot.
Beware: a cheese dream is not a toy and it will burn quite easily if not watched.
When it's done you have a mass of melted cheese between two crunchy, munchy slices of bread.
Next week
PB and J (the J does not stand for jizz, sick-O)