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[usedtroll]

[ WARNING: 999 SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! ]

Guess who!

[ But you don't really need to guess because hey, she's on video! ]

So, I have some exciting news! As some of you may know, today is my older brother's birthday! [ eee, exciting! ] Santa is turning...old, today. Like thirty. [ BEST SISTER EVER okay. ]

I threw a surprise party for him! Well

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[cynicizing]

[....

Somehow, this doesn't entirely surprise him, but goddamnit, June.]

... Two things, Akane.

One: what the fuck is this?

And two: I really hate you sometimes, you know that?

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[usedtroll]

[ WHAT'S THAT SOUND? OH. IT'S NOTHING.

BECAUSE JUNE ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING UNTIL THAT HEADER SAYS ACTION ]

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[cynicizing]

[UGH FINE. Still yelling from their room so that she can hear him-]

Hate you!

[But yeah, yeah, he'll be heading to wherever she is. :|a]

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[usedtroll]

[ She'll be waiting at the end of the staircase, with the biggest damn smile on her face. ]

Love you too, brother dearest!

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[cynicizing]

[He just raises an eyebrow.]

Thirty? Really?

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[usedtroll]

[ ...There's a quirk in her grin. ]

Is it thirty one this year?

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[cynicizing]

Damn, a whole lot of birthdays passed when I wasn't looking.

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[usedtroll]

Time flies when you're having fun?

[ But. She raises up a hand with a card in between her pointer and middle fingers. ]

So, let the fun begin!

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[cynicizing]

I'm not sure I wanna know what your idea of fun is.

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[usedtroll]

Oh, give me a chance, big bro!

[ SHOVING THE CARD TO HIM NOW. And here is what it reads:

"Let me tell you a story, very relevant right now

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[cynicizing]

[....

....

....]

... This. Is. So. Freakin'. Sappy.

[... He's touched. Honestly, he is.]

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[usedtroll]

Boo!! Do you have any idea how bad I could have made that?

[ Sticking her tongue out blah blah your sister is a tsundere. ]

Anyway, that's only the card.

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[cynicizing]

I really don't want to know.

[blah blah your brother is too.]

... Am I gonna survive the day?

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[usedtroll]

Only if you stop being such a stick-in-the-mud!

[ Tugging on his arm! ]

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[cynicizing]

[Letting himself be tugged-]

Hey, I ain't a stick-in-the-mud.