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[usedtroll]

 [ screened from Santa ]

Hey everyone! Sorry, this is kind of last minute but... does anyone have any Pokemon up for sale? Money's not an issue - I have enough, it's just...

[ She smiles. Aw, so cute. ]

Just important! I'm going to give it as a gift, so I'm hoping the Pokemon is really cool. Thank you so much in advance and remember - I have the money

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[cynicizing]

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Should I be afraid?

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[usedtroll]

Don't you trust me?

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[cynicizing]

Sure, but that doesn't mean you're above pulling some kind of trick on me.

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[usedtroll]

I won't lie, it's a pretty bad gift. You probably won't like it. [ Grinning ~ ] But! I'll give it to you anyway!

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[cynicizing]

... Is there a point to this, or this just supposed to be some kind of April Fool's joke?

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[usedtroll]

Well, if it's an April Fool's joke, wouldn't I say I got you a really cool gift?

Really, I wouldn't give it away that easy!

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[cynicizing]

Not unless the gift was really just that lame.

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[usedtroll]

Then why would I tell you I have a gift for you at all?

... Jeeze, is it really hard to believe I was just thinking about you when I saw this super lame thing?

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[cynicizing]

... Gee, thanks.

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[usedtroll]

Aw, I didn't mean it! Boo, you're so serious.

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[cynicizing]

And you're a mean sister sometimes, you know that?