[So this is it guys. This is the ultimate moment.
Yuffie has decided to challenge a gym. Goldenrod to be precise. She is ready to take Whitney on. She's been doing nothing the last couple weeks but training and now it's time to show this whiny brat her place in the grand scheme of things. Which was losing to the Great Ninja of Wutai.]
[The feed comes on and shows Yuffie standing across from Whitney with one hand on her hip and an all-too-smug grin. She points at her suddenly.]
You prepared to go down Pinky Mc-Cries-A-Lot!? Heh-heh.
With that fashion sense? Puh-leeze!
[Yuffie sends out Snover first against Whitney's Girafarig. Surprisingly Yuffie doesn't start out completely stupid, as she orders Blizara to use Swagger, promptly causing Girafarig to become confused and stumble around. She attempts a tackle at Snover that sends her reeling into a nearby wall. Yuffie snickers. Unfortunately the next attack, a luckily aimed Psybeam, hits dead on and sends Blizara sliding backwards. It takes a moment before Snover stands back up, but she does, slowly. Yuffie tells her to use Razor Leaf and a moment later, Girafarig is being pelted on all sides by sharp edged leaves. She lets out a cry, but is still standing when the storm dies down. One more attack from her and Blizara is out cold.
Gritting her teeth, Yuffie calls her back and sends out Leafy, the Chikorita. Leafy chirps excitedly, all right, he can do this baby! Just you watch. Once again, starting off smart, Leafy uses Poison Powder. By now Girafarig has snapped out of her confusion, but the powder seeps in and is slowly draining her energy away. That attack is quickly followed up by Reflect, just to buffer Leafy's defenses. Girafarig comes at him hard with a Stomp attack and succeeds in knocking him down but not out. He's back up in a second, shaking it off and returning the gesture with a Body Slam. Weakened by the poison, Girafarig falls over and doesn't get back up. Leafy does a little dance. Oh yeah! Yuffie cheers right along with him.
Then Whitney sends out Clefable. Yuffie grins.]
Piece o' cake lady!
Don't get ahead of yourself just yet, little Miss Boy Hair.
Wha- What was that! There ain't nothing wrong with my hair lady!
I'll let Clefable be the judge of that!
[Immediately Clefable steps forward using Double Slap, which manages to hit three times, and it takes longer for Leafy to shake it off. He tries using Poison Powder again, but Clefable manages to avoid it. Clefable comes back at him, Pounding him into the gym's ground. Yuffie yells for Leafy to "stand up, you lazy jerk!" Leafy does, but barely, his legs shaking. At his trainer's insistence, though, he is able to get off one last Razor Leaf attack before whatever attack Metronome brought on finishes him off. Stomping her foot Yuffie recalls him and Whitney just laughs.
Next is ZuZu, and Clefable makes short work of him, with Sing and several successive Metronome attacks. Yuffie lets out a cry of frustration. Time for her ultimate weapon, Sneezy the Sneasal. First Icy Wind, sending a cold draft through the gym. Clefable rebounds with a round of Double Slapping, but Sneasal takes it like a pro, retaliating with her own round of Fury Swipes. It almost seemed as if it's going to be a childish battle of hitting for a minute, before Yuffie calls for Sneezy to back off and use Hone Claws and follow it up with another Icy Wind. Clefable, half frozen, makes one last attempt to sing Sneezy to sleep, but she masterfully covers her ears and avoids the attack before landing a finishing round of Fury Swipes.]
This isn't over yet!
Just you wait. Sneezy's a ninja, just like me.
[With a smirk Whitney sends out her final Pokémon, Miltank. Sneez gets first move, and starts off with Leer, to bring Miltank's defense down. Yuffie in the background is making faces at Whitney's smirk as the gym leader calls for Miltank to use Roll Out. The first time it hits Sneezy, it hardly does any damage; even the second time is withstandable, but the third sends the ice Pokémon flying into the wall of the bleachers, right below where the Pokégear is sitting. She shakes herself off and attempts to Scratch Miltank with her sharpened claws, but another Roll Out catches her and this time she doesn't get up.]
I... What kind of cheapskate move is that!?
It's not a cheapskate move, it's a perfectly cool move, dont'cha think?
No, I don't. That move is totes cheating.
It's in the list of regulation moves! It's soooo not cheating, just because you're losing doesn't mean I'm cheating.
Tch.
Well, do you have another Pokémon, or did I just win?
[Yuffie looks unsure, but eventually sends out her Nincada, Creepey. As he usually does, he looks pleased that his owner has actually chosen to use him in battle, and he will do his absolute best to take this Miltank down. Unfortunately Miltank continues it's Roll Out oppression and that's it for Creepey. Yuffie swears under breath and sends out Majesty the baby Dratini, who lasts only a little longer than Creepey by scurrying about trying to avoid the attack, but she isn't faster than the Miltank and eventually falls.]
[That leaves Yuffie out of usable Pokémon.]
What! Man, this is totally retarded! How the heck did you beat me!? You totally cheated!
Hah! Not a chance. Maybe you should think over your training style and your fashion sense before you challenge me again.
[Yuffie stomps over to her gear, shutting it off with a huff. This was soooooooo not how this was supposed to go.]
[She can be found later sulking in the PokéCenter.]