1st HoNk [Video]

[usedmiracles]

[There’s shifting and shuffling noises to be heard as the owner of the pokegear is trying to get it angled right (and maybe out from under him oops). Video was obviously turned on by accident, but it’s all the same. Once it’s focused on the used-to-be-troll, he smiles, but there’s another with him. A boy with messy hair, almost as bad as Gamzee’s

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[usedmiracles]

[Gamzee is basically in the same spot as before, just keeping that smile at him. Even with karkat's bitching, it just never wavers. Then again, who honestly takes Karkat's bitching seriously? Exactly.]

Brother them shirt ghost brothers took our shirts, you ain't rememberin' that shit? And bro, you were so tired, you all cuddled up to me like a sleepy pouncebeast, ain't blamin' ya none, shit with how little shut eye you done let yourself have and all. I just all helped you get motherfuckin' comfy!

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[usedmiracles]

[Cue arm that hooks itself around Karkat's shoulder.]

Brother, you done got your cuddle on like it was all in bein' what you were hatched to do!

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[usedmiracles]

Do you got your remember on from last night?

[A curious expression.]

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[usedmiracles]

See, brother, you were all so tired you ain't rememberin' shit. Done need some motherfuckin' sleep. It's a miracle all on your pan and shit...

[Wait for it... wait.]

SHIT, oh my fuck brother! Not gettin' no sleep robs ya of your motherfuckin' thinks, best friend! You done need to keep on sleepin' and shit, can't be losin' what's all in your pan!

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[usedmiracles]

Brother, we all gotta be chill and shit, and just let the sleep happen like the miracle it is, yeah? You all got to be rememberin' shit.

[Lord knows he can't rely on Gamzee for that shit.]

It'll be cool, man, we'll all get our cuddle on and sleep like it all be what we done hatched to be doin'.

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[usedmiracles]

Aaw, bro we ain't all gotta be that to get our motherfuckin' cuddle on. Shit's all there to get you comfy and shit, ain't nothin' more miraculous than the mirth shared between bros all gettin' their sleep on and shit.

[Cue derpy smile.]

Gotta all make sure a brother sleeps too, yeah? After last night, I'm all up in opinion that you need some cuddlin' mirth to get your wicked sleep on. Don't need best friend all passin' out with no sleep brick in motherfuckin' sight cuz he's all tired and shit. Gotta look out for my brother, ya dig?

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[usedmiracles]

This motherfucker. [He pats the bed. Yes Sleep brick = matress, Gamzee is the best at describing things.]

Man, cuddlin' is all in just bein' a miracle to be sharin' with each other. Ain't no shame in sharin', it's all about makin' a bro happy and shit, and gettin' all cuddly and friendly motherfuckin' ain't no harm in gettin' down and doin' it, bro. [Just gonna leaaaaan against you Karkat.] Brother, you ain't done pull no stunt to get that in my thinks, shit's all up and made itself at home and shit's not gonna be up in the changin', best friend. But, brother, you were so sleepy you all up and thought there were motherfuckin' shirt ghosts

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[usedmiracles]

[That pushing against Gamzee is like pushing dead weight, but when Karkat continues and mentions the people responding, Gamzee nods and moves. Grabbing his own Pokegear to see what's up.]

Bro, sorry I but done showed this motherfuckers you all gettin' your motherfuckin' chill on. Let's all see what these brothers all in be sayin', yeah?

[Doot doot, gonna mess around with his pokegear now... and possibly doze off.]