1st HoNk [Video]

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[There’s shifting and shuffling noises to be heard as the owner of the pokegear is trying to get it angled right (and maybe out from under him oops). Video was obviously turned on by accident, but it’s all the same. Once it’s focused on the used-to-be-troll, he smiles, but there’s another with him. A boy with messy hair, almost as bad as Gamzee’s

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This motherfucker. [He pats the bed. Yes Sleep brick = matress, Gamzee is the best at describing things.]

Man, cuddlin' is all in just bein' a miracle to be sharin' with each other. Ain't no shame in sharin', it's all about makin' a bro happy and shit, and gettin' all cuddly and friendly motherfuckin' ain't no harm in gettin' down and doin' it, bro. [Just gonna leaaaaan against you Karkat.] Brother, you ain't done pull no stunt to get that in my thinks, shit's all up and made itself at home and shit's not gonna be up in the changin', best friend. But, brother, you were so sleepy you all up and thought there were motherfuckin' shirt ghosts.

Brothers were crafty fuckers, ain't in bein' surprised you done thought the shit ganked your shirt, got my scare on myself for a little. But you all in bein' silly when you up in gettin' sleep deprived, brother. But when you done got to sleepin', you curled all up right against me and wouldn't let a brother go, you all done determined to get your cuddle on and shit. And I ain't all mindin' the shit, because cuddlin' is a beautiful, mirthful thing brother.

[Enjoy your juggalobabble.]

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[That pushing against Gamzee is like pushing dead weight, but when Karkat continues and mentions the people responding, Gamzee nods and moves. Grabbing his own Pokegear to see what's up.]

Bro, sorry I but done showed this motherfuckers you all gettin' your motherfuckin' chill on. Let's all see what these brothers all in be sayin', yeah?

[Doot doot, gonna mess around with his pokegear now... and possibly doze off.]

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[Gamzee had just been derping on his pokegear this whole time, dozing off and being oblivious, you know, those things he do? Yeah that's what he's been doing this whole time. But when Karkat looks to him and awkwardly coughs, he glances over to him. Eyebrows raised curiously, smile spreading on his still unpainted features.]

Yeah, best friend? What are you all wantin' to get the wicked noise on about?

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[To be fair, when Karkat starts rambling, Gamzee definitely zones out at first. It wasn't like this kid was ever any good at keeping up with shit anyways, and the way Karkat is rambling? Yeah definitely lost him a few words back.]

[Mushrooms? Oh that gets his attention, now he's kinda staring at Karkat, smiling, half lidded--you know, the usual. Man, he sure did get Karkat to sleep... So wait, what was the point of this again?]

[He starts actually listening though, and what Karkat's saying does make sense, does seem right. Karkat's his best friend, and he really likes looking out for him where he can, not to mention it's pretty cool of Karkat to like looking out for him as well. That's what moirails were right? Close brothers that all up and got their look out for each other and help on and shit, yeah? Gamzee could dig this, yeah he could quite a lot actually.]

[... Not to mention the way Karkat looks kinda pulls on his vascular strings in a way he can't quite describe, and maybe he doesn't need to. Gamzee's not much of a poet anyways.]

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[usedmiracles]

Best friend? If you done been feelin' all sorts of shades of pink for me, you just had to say, yeah? I think I'm all down in them pretty shades too, brother! Ain't nothin' makin' this brother more happy than to help you out, keepin' my look stubs out for you and shit.

[Pulling Karkat into a tight, overly friendly hug.]

And if you done feel all up in lookin' out for me, brother? I ain't been happier to accept such a miracle before! We should get down and sharin' a shroom to celebrate, yeah?