First ☁ :: [Video; Action in New Bark]
Uhhh hello?
[Apparently the owner of this Pokegear isn't the most technology-savvy person ever. The poor device is being tilted this way and that, jostled, and tapped furiously with a palm. Enjoy the dizzying swirl of random objects, Route-- grass, what looks like a wisp of purple hair, then a wisp of red hair, then a wisp of fire--]
Geez. The thing works for one second, then doesn't! Is it even working at all? HE-LLOOOO--
Oh! [And the screen is instantly filled with one big, unblinking magenta eye for a moment. Then, she finally pulls away and puts on a lopsided, but broad smile. Those wisps of hair you saw? It's not just two colors-- try the whole rainbow, neatly placed into her slightly frazzled hairdo.] Well, now you decide to work! Huh!
[She has an interesting way of addressing the 'gear-- sitting in an awkward animalistic crouch beside a patiently grazing Ponyta. Rainbow Dash narrows her eyes and bares her teeth in a scowl.]
Alright. I dunno how you... you hue-mun things captured me, or how you... turned me into one of you, but I'm not gonna stand for it anymore! I just gotta visit these... gym things, right? Dunno why you guys value 'em so much-- a little work out session isn't gonna hurt ya! I mean... a gym is where you, like, lift weights and stuff, right? Heh, no sweat! So I just--
[The Ponyta suddenly appears, whinnying and giving Dash a nudge with its muzzle. She gives a small, startled, "eep!" before turning to glare at the Pokemon.] Hey! What'd I say? If you aren't gonna talk like a normal pony, don't say anything at all! ["Nyyyyy..." The Ponyta just sits loyally beside her trainer with a snort. Dash rolls her eyes.]
Rrrrgh, so what I'm askin' is... where's this first gym-thingy at? I'm in a hurry! I gotta get back home! Everypony'll be lost without me, I'm tellin' ya! Utter. CHAOS.
... And I'm not askin' cause I'm unsure or need help or anything! Hmph. Just answer the question, alright, hue-muns?! I'm not up for any of your sinister plotting! [Because, of course, one human welcomes her to the new world, she suspects all humans of being kidnappers. Er. Ponynappers with evil intentions. Yep.]
[Apparently the owner of this Pokegear isn't the most technology-savvy person ever. The poor device is being tilted this way and that, jostled, and tapped furiously with a palm. Enjoy the dizzying swirl of random objects, Route-- grass, what looks like a wisp of purple hair, then a wisp of red hair, then a wisp of fire--]
Geez. The thing works for one second, then doesn't! Is it even working at all? HE-LLOOOO--
Oh! [And the screen is instantly filled with one big, unblinking magenta eye for a moment. Then, she finally pulls away and puts on a lopsided, but broad smile. Those wisps of hair you saw? It's not just two colors-- try the whole rainbow, neatly placed into her slightly frazzled hairdo.] Well, now you decide to work! Huh!
[She has an interesting way of addressing the 'gear-- sitting in an awkward animalistic crouch beside a patiently grazing Ponyta. Rainbow Dash narrows her eyes and bares her teeth in a scowl.]
Alright. I dunno how you... you hue-mun things captured me, or how you... turned me into one of you, but I'm not gonna stand for it anymore! I just gotta visit these... gym things, right? Dunno why you guys value 'em so much-- a little work out session isn't gonna hurt ya! I mean... a gym is where you, like, lift weights and stuff, right? Heh, no sweat! So I just--
[The Ponyta suddenly appears, whinnying and giving Dash a nudge with its muzzle. She gives a small, startled, "eep!" before turning to glare at the Pokemon.] Hey! What'd I say? If you aren't gonna talk like a normal pony, don't say anything at all! ["Nyyyyy..." The Ponyta just sits loyally beside her trainer with a snort. Dash rolls her eyes.]
Rrrrgh, so what I'm askin' is... where's this first gym-thingy at? I'm in a hurry! I gotta get back home! Everypony'll be lost without me, I'm tellin' ya! Utter. CHAOS.
... And I'm not askin' cause I'm unsure or need help or anything! Hmph. Just answer the question, alright, hue-muns?! I'm not up for any of your sinister plotting! [Because, of course, one human welcomes her to the new world, she suspects all humans of being kidnappers. Er. Ponynappers with evil intentions. Yep.]