Second ☁ :: [Video/Action on Route 29]

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[It's fairly late in the afternoon when Dash peeks into her communicator, attempting to brighten up the gray-skied day with a positively radiant grin. She looks quite pleased with herself!]

Hey, guys! Finally left that New Bark place! [She looks over her shoulder and sticks her tongue out-- a gesture apparently meant for the town she recently left

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[YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM IS INTERRUPTED BY A FRANTIC SKELETON. While stricken with the dreaded pouting sickness, the Pumpkin King forgot his most important piece of advice he gives all newcomers.]

Rainbow Dash! Whatever you do, don't climb up the ledges. It sounds silly, but trust me on this. They've broken many a man!

[Namely HIS nose and poor Phoenix's ribs.]

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[Blink blink. She looks around, finding the first ledge on the route a bit off from her side. She looks it over before looking back to Jack. And then, a mischievous grin~]

Well, now that you mention it... I sorta want to now! [Psssh, she's just playin' with you, Jack!.... OR IS SHE.] You said they've broken many a man-- Well, what about a pony? [SMIRK.]

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[quickattackjack]

[Asdfdgdfd this pony was going to end up giving him a stroke! They never listened. ;-; WHY? WHY WON'T THEY LISTEN TO CRAZY OLD GUYS WITH SKUNK STRIPE HAIR?]

W-Well don't say I didn't warn you!

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[She's going to give everyone a stroke eventually! Daaaw Jack. Have more of this smug grinning.]

Don't worry-- I won't!

[... She looks a little curious though.] But, uh... how come? What happens when you try to climb 'em?

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[quickattackjack]

[Jack's worried little frown slowly drifts into a Bc at that smirking. Well, she asked for it.]

An unstoppable force hurls you backwards. When I was on the very rout you're on, I ended up breaking my face.

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[And cue the BUG EYES. She would say, "Oh, so that's what happened to it!" and proceed to laugh uproariously... but she still isn't sure what is real and what isn't in this place. So far, she's believing nearly everything she hears from others.]

You broke your FACE?! Like... your whole face?

I-is that even seriously possible...?

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[quickattackjack]

[It probably FELT like his entire face since he'd never had a nose...

Jack nods slowly and solumnly.]

I was just as surprised. Be careful around those ledges. You can hop off of them, but don't try climbing up them.

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[She turns to inspect the ledge again.]
... Eeugh. Freaky. Climbing the ledges would probably make this a lot faster, but I don't really wanna break my face...

Well, Jack! Sounds like you've been down Route 29 before, huh? Anything else I should keep an eye out for? Other than those freaky raccoon things and the big purple rats.

[video] fff sorry for the delay!

[quickattackjack]

[Now that he's preached his little BEWARE THE LEDGES sermon, he looks thoughtful.]

Not that I can think of. Just keep an eye on your things because ratatta like to steal.

[video] No problem at all, man! 8D

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[Raised eyebrow.] So they're giant mutant purple rats and they like to steal? Huh. Awesome.

Well! Guess that gives me a reason to beat up some more of 'em! Right, Blaze? [The Ponyta snorts, and its mane flares. Dash grins.]

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[quickattackjack]

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy getting back at them. My Edgar loves to battle rattatta.

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Hehe, yeah! [DESTRUCTIVE PONY.]

Ed... garrr...? That some kinda Pokemon?

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[quickattackjack]

Oh! Edgar's just her name. She's a Murkrow.

[Jack calls the bird pokemon out of her ball. She fluffs up at the chill in the air and inspects the 'Gear. Edgar is an enormous cam whore.

>8U "KROW!"]

That means hello.

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[Cue the BUG EYES. And a slightly agitated nicker from Blaze. GEEZ YOU CAMERA WHORE.]

Woah. [Dash quickly regains her composure and gives Edgar a look-over.]
She's like a... a crow with a hat. Heh... [E-excuse the following laughing fit, Edgar.]

Haha...! That's... awesome...!

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[quickattackjack]

That's what she looks like to me! Sort of like a witch too. Reminds me of home.

A lot of the Pokemon look like animals from back home like dogs or cats or horses in your case.

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... Oh. [Looking a little... uncertain, all of a sudden. Rainbow Dash: the most superstitious pony you will ever meet. Other than Rarity.] Are there, uh... a lot of witches where you're from...?

Yeah, I've kinda noticed that! [BUG EYES.] Like the giant purple rats too.