[Fic] SNSD in HSJ’s Dressing Room
Title: SNSD in HSJ’s Dressing Room
Author: urufu
Characters: Hey!Say!JUMP, mentions of SNSD members
Genre: Attempted Crack
Rating: GEE
Warning: OOC. Really :p
Summary: Yuto spotted Ryutaro when he was watching Genie.
Notes: I’m not an SNSD fan. But I do think they’re gorgeous, and I love love Genie :3
“What are you watching?”
Ryutaro immediately closed his laptop when Yuto out of the blue appeared behind him.
“N-Nothing!!”
“Aww let me see it!! Is it our senpai’s PV?”
“It has nothing to do with our senpai!”
“Then what is it? Come on! I saw you look very interested in it!” Yuto snatched the laptop and opened the PV Ryutaro had been watching. He clicked the play button.
Kiseki sae te jun doori
Romantic ga hoshii nara
Kanaete ageru, gutto kuruwa!
Yuto’s eyes bulged in surprise. “MORIMOTO RYUTARO, YOU WATCH SNSD??”
His voice was loud enough to be heard by members on the other side.
“Anyone mentioned SNSD?” Inoo’s head peeked from the door.
“Give that to me!!” Ryutaro took his laptop back from Yuto’s grip.
“This kid watched SNSD!!” Yuto flailed his arms.
“It’s none of your business!!” The hamster boy blushed in embarrassment.
“Cool~! I didn’t know you love SNSD, too!!” Inoo came into the dressing room.
“M-My friend gave that PV to me but I had no idea about who it was!”
“Did you see the dance moves? It’s very awesome… Very woman-like, and doesn’t really hard to follow it~!” Inoo kept blabbering without caring about Ryutaro.
“Inoo-chan likes SNSD?” Yuto stared at the pretty guy in disbelief.
“Daisuki~! I first saw them in Gee and fell in love! They’re just plain gorgeous…” Inoo was drown in his fanboy land.
“Hey, what’s with SNSD?” Hikaru, Takaki, Chinen, and Yamada entered the dressing room.
“Guys, Ryutaro likes SNSD too!” Inoo bounces in excitement.
“Really?? Ryu-chan likes SNSD??” Chinen approached him immediately.
“I saw him watching Genie on his laptop!” Yuto flailed his arms once more.
“Whoa whoa! Our little kid has grown up!” Takaki went to pat Ryutaro’s back continuously.
“I-I told you--“
“Who do you like among them? I love Tiffany~!!” Hikaru bounces to Ryutaro.
“Oooh!! Tiffany is like a Barbie! I prefer YoonA because she’s more natural and sweet!” Yamada barked in conversation.
“Because my name is Yuri then my favorite is YuRi!!”
“Hahaha!! What’s that, Chii? Of course I love Sunny! Uwaah she’s very cute~” Takaki clasped his hands together.
“Hey hey!! Don’t forget about SooYoung, guys! She got the prettiest legs!” Yuto followed.
“You chose her because she’s the tallest so she fits you!” Chinen pouted.
“Eeeh not really… HyoYeon the dancing queen is gorgeous too!”
“SeoHyun is pretty much like Yamada because she often got center position…”
“So do you think I fit SeoHyun, Takaki-kun?”
“It’s just a phrase, baka. Of course she fits me more than you,” Takaki stuck out his tongue to Yamada. Yamada pouted by this.
“Let’s listen to their song~!” Inoo grabbed Ryutaro’s laptop and then played the PV from the beginning.
“I always love this dance move! Mirai sae mo omitooshi~” Yamada sang while imitating the girls’s legs movement.
“That move makes their legs look longer and prettier~” Hikaru commented on the PV.
The boys (except Ryutaro) continued fanboying until Yabu-mama with Daiki and Keito entered the dressing room.
“Ko-chan, look~! We got a new fanboy!” Inoo bounces to mama.
“Ryu-chan likes SNSD~!” Chinen followed.
“Whaat?? Ryutaro??” Yabu jumped in surprise.
“Who’s SNSD?” Daiki asked the Engrish boy beside him.
“You don’t know?? They’re a Korean girlband who tried to debut in Japan.”
“Ooh… I didn’t know… Inoo-chan kept talking about them but I had no idea about who they were,” Daiki laughed while scratching his head. Keito just rolled his eyes.
“Ryutaro!” Yabu rushed to the hamster boy, and then grabbed his shoulders. “Listen. Stop fanboying over them. You’re still underage.”
“Hey! YamaJimaChii are underage too!!”
“They’re addicting, I tell you,” Yabu ignored Hikaru’s protest. “Better to stop now or you won’t be able to escape forever.”
“That’s exaggerating…” Chinen sweatdropped.
“He’s a big fan of TaeYeon, you know? He kept telling us that he couldn’t escape from her charm,” Takaki commented.
“Oh, so that’s why…”
“OI! I told you guys that I don’t like them! Geez, I even just knew them for minutes ago! Right, they’re gorgeous but that’s not enough to judge me as their fanboy!”
“Whoa, easy Ryutaro…” Yamada tried to calm him down.
“That’s good~ I’m glad you’re not converted~” Yabu hugged Ryutaro in motherly manner.
“Geez, mom. You’re weird. You guys are weird…” Ryutaro shook his head.
And then their manager came to their dressing room.
“Morimoto, Kyomoto-san asked me to give this back to you,” their manager gave Ryutaro a CD. “He said SNSD was awesome.”
“Wait, what?? SNSD??” the seven other fanboys shouted in unison.
“Husssshh baka…” Ryutaro muttered to himself while giving a sharp glare at the innocent manager.
“YOU TOLD US THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW THEM!!”
“W-Well, yea…”
“BUT YOU HAVE THEIR CD??”
The seven fanboys kept asking and pushing Ryutaro, saying how rude he was by pretending not to know about SNSD.
“Oh, and for Okamoto, you got a phone call by Jessica. She said she missed you so much, and when you would call her back.”
“JESSICA???” the seven fanboys turned their next target to Keito. “SNSD’S JESSICA???”
Keito facepalmed, muttering why their manager always forgot not to mention any SNSD-related in their dressing room.
“DAMN YOU OKAMOTO!!” the seven fanboys chased Keito around the dressing room. “HOW DARE YOU NOT TELLING US!!” Keito regreted why he didn't tell them earlier that actually SNSD's Jessica was his far far cousin.
“And why I’m the only one who doesn’t understand a thing here?” Daiki scratched his head while looking at the now messy dressing room with nine heads running around.
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ORZ
Sorry for the HSJ fans who are anti-SNSD, or on the other way. This idea just popped in my head when I watched PV of Genie for the nth times.
Ooh I was imagining if HSJ did the dance moves of Genie. That would be hilariously awesome 8D
Critics and comments are welcome :))
If you don’t know about SNSD, here’s their pic
