non-stop booze fest weed smoking whipits crazy night of sex on my shitty futon drawing maps on my arms and chest my crush giving the neighbors dog a shot of cum to lick up out of a used coffee cup housewarming gifts of stuff we actually NEED janelles boyfriend putting together my crazy ikea bookshelf together in 2.5 seconds some party off telegraph
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1. we spent $1,000 at ikea, pretty much furnishing my room, the living room, and some of the kitchen. we got a big orange couch, and when i say orange i mean fucking orange. like see it all the way from mars orange
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um so some guy swerved into my lane so i flipped him off alot and then he stopped the car and started cursing at me and banging on my car windows and so i got out and he told he was going to shoot me and i told him to but he didn't because he's a bitch nigger bitch assman. it was on the way to silent hill which sucked cock and i had to pay 10 bucks
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