Overload

[urgrue]

E3. I just came back from the largest video game convention in the world, and I could not be more confused. On one hand I never want to play video games ever again because there was just so much, and at the same time, I want to play them all more than ever. I really don't even know where to start. It's probably best if people just talk to me individually about it.

Some other highlights of the trip:

- Matt and Lazer being extremely gay for each other
- The porch, otherwise known as P3
- Zeke's Smokehouse
- Standing in line for Zelda for 3 1/2 hours
- Lazer's booth babe shots
- Matt not getting to spooge all over the new controllers
- The phone and bottle opener in the hotel bathroom
- The trek for food on the first day of E3 with Jamie and friends
- Hating everyone in the Star Wars theater
- Universal Shittywalk
- Brent's World of Warcraft friend treating us to all you can eat sushi
- Lazer getting drunk on Pasta
- Randomly meeting up with Dorian almost everywhere, including the plane flight home
- My quest for Jack in the Box shakes and Old Settler's sweet and spicy jerky
- Seeing crazy Itagaki-san and his two bodyguards.

There are probably a bunch of other things I'm forgetting, but I'm still so overloaded from it all. Anyway, feel free to ask about E3.