easter preparations are making me go crazy. damn all these shiny eggs and chocolatate. torture. went shopping in town the other day, and my walk took me past Koko Black, Max Brenner, two Haighs and through the Easterland section of Myer. It's all shiny and colourful and wrapped around deliciousness ( Read more... )

i hate the hospitality industry.

Portarlington is full of small, suicidal birds.

Every time I open a packet of 'Hazelnut Creme' club chocolate I think I've found a golden ticket.
EVERY TIME.

i say again - whoever invented rum 'n raisin chocolate - sheer brilliance ( Read more... )

Banksy - pure genuis. Is love. One day I too will be an art terrorist.


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i am totally addicted to Hazelnut Creme Club chocolate right now. Orgasmic. Or perhaps I'm just sexually frustrated.

my housemate is pissing me off so much. i want to stab her in the arm with a pencil.

has anyone else heard of a band called Hayseed Dixie? Absolutely priceless. Why didn't anyone think of combining punk and bluegrass earlier??

I have so much homework i want to vomit. or maybe that's the chocolate. or both.

whose idea was it to put rum in chocolate? can i just say, BEST. IDEA. EVER. I might just get addicted, for something to do. This bar is even sweeter because i didn't have to buy it, it was GUILT chocolate. The best kind.