Kristy's Bewbs
So I'm doing the daily routine of talking to Kaylee,bebekaylee and Jeremy,lanthos. Jeremy himself has only recently converted over to the ways of lj and the two of them, (being the skanks that they are) told me I was long overdue an update, and rightfully so. So now, 2 days later I'm getting onto it. I've just eaten some macaroni cheese and for some reason I keep burping and it tastes like bubblegum.
Back onto topic, well seeing as they wanted an update i asked them what I should talk about and i dunno how but the hot topic of the update will be the bewbs of Kaylee's friend. Known to the world as Kristy.
Kristy... this one's for you babe. After all the licking, sucking, nibbling and general hands on research with your bewbs, I now feel that a 10 page document on your jugs should suffice.
Ok, tell a lie, I actually don't know Kristy or her bewbs, but i heard they're nice, and she's legal, so I'll carry on. It shouldn't be too hard. ( ...Freud u be da man.)
My efforts to extract photographic evidence of Kristy's boobage (hey maybe she hasn't got any so we need proof) has turned up a negative on the sucess-o-meter. This could be due to my laziness and somewhat easily gained random porn, titty jpeg's that seem to prounce freely amoung the fiellds of the intarweb and find themselves in my hotmail junk box.
So instead of a 10 page document, how about a haiku!
Kristy's mamary's
Pearl necklace I'd like to give
but are you legal?
I KEEEED I KEEEEEEEEED. Ok, enough of that shizzle, for those who don't know, I'm heading to ecuador for 2 months. Not happy with the {quote Adam} snowy cold of the mid-west {/quote}, it's time to head down to the hawt weather and enjoy winter how it was meant to be enjoyed..... in the sun. I'm really looking forward to it, I've been told I can't bring my urban camoflague combat trousers. Aparently it's not the 'in' fashion down there, but hey, I'm a trendsetter so i'll sneak 'em in.
This was the 'big' news in one of my previous posts, I didn't wanna mention it incase it didn't happen, and, like most things me and Sparky organize... it was done kinda last minute, but the tickets are booked and it's all going to be jiggy. I'm really looking forward to meeting Sarah and Denisse, oh and ofcourse, seeing my nutella sis in miami if it works out. Gotta show a lil 'xtra love to Denisse, she's gone out her way to grab a load of info and help make this dream a reality, so in true london style, Denisse, THIS SHOUT GOES OUT TO U AND YOUR CRU!! and word to dat.
Ok kids, so while you're all freezing off your nutsacks and raisins, singing those same ol' lame ass xmas songs and playing card games with ya parents on new years... watching the countdown to 2004. I'll be blowing up shit with lifesize pinata's followed by cocktails on the beach.... oh yeah IN THE HEAT!
HOT LIKE FIYAAAAAH
and i'm out.
Back onto topic, well seeing as they wanted an update i asked them what I should talk about and i dunno how but the hot topic of the update will be the bewbs of Kaylee's friend. Known to the world as Kristy.
Kristy... this one's for you babe. After all the licking, sucking, nibbling and general hands on research with your bewbs, I now feel that a 10 page document on your jugs should suffice.
Ok, tell a lie, I actually don't know Kristy or her bewbs, but i heard they're nice, and she's legal, so I'll carry on. It shouldn't be too hard. ( ...Freud u be da man.)
My efforts to extract photographic evidence of Kristy's boobage (hey maybe she hasn't got any so we need proof) has turned up a negative on the sucess-o-meter. This could be due to my laziness and somewhat easily gained random porn, titty jpeg's that seem to prounce freely amoung the fiellds of the intarweb and find themselves in my hotmail junk box.
So instead of a 10 page document, how about a haiku!
Kristy's mamary's
Pearl necklace I'd like to give
but are you legal?
I KEEEED I KEEEEEEEEED. Ok, enough of that shizzle, for those who don't know, I'm heading to ecuador for 2 months. Not happy with the {quote Adam} snowy cold of the mid-west {/quote}, it's time to head down to the hawt weather and enjoy winter how it was meant to be enjoyed..... in the sun. I'm really looking forward to it, I've been told I can't bring my urban camoflague combat trousers. Aparently it's not the 'in' fashion down there, but hey, I'm a trendsetter so i'll sneak 'em in.
This was the 'big' news in one of my previous posts, I didn't wanna mention it incase it didn't happen, and, like most things me and Sparky organize... it was done kinda last minute, but the tickets are booked and it's all going to be jiggy. I'm really looking forward to meeting Sarah and Denisse, oh and ofcourse, seeing my nutella sis in miami if it works out. Gotta show a lil 'xtra love to Denisse, she's gone out her way to grab a load of info and help make this dream a reality, so in true london style, Denisse, THIS SHOUT GOES OUT TO U AND YOUR CRU!! and word to dat.
Ok kids, so while you're all freezing off your nutsacks and raisins, singing those same ol' lame ass xmas songs and playing card games with ya parents on new years... watching the countdown to 2004. I'll be blowing up shit with lifesize pinata's followed by cocktails on the beach.... oh yeah IN THE HEAT!
HOT LIKE FIYAAAAAH
and i'm out.