Flattery will get you everywhere? Hell naw!
Aiight, so I found this site for peoples like myself who are multi-racial. I think that's the correct term. Anyway so I signed up, found out it's got a huge community and there were some 600 peeps logged in when I was which was sweet. The chat rooms were lame, full of teens who can't manage a sentance but I had a laugh in there anyway So I made a profile, uploaded some pics and stuff and didn't think of it. They have their own msg program that pops up whenever you sign in to the site. So the following happened.
Chaozz: Hey wasup
Dubz_online: Wadup Chazz
Dubz_online: I mean Chaozz
Chaozz: lol
Chaozz: thats ok
Chaozz: Hey I just saw you're site and wanted to say you're really cute
(so at this point i've checked the profile to find out that Chaozz is some negro dude and I figure he's seen the pics of me and some girls and thought I was the one of the girls)
Dubz_online: ummm bro... which pic are you looking at?
Chaozz: Oh I saw all the ones in your gallery one with u and some girls and one i think your on the subway or something
Dubz_online: umm.... well that's very flattering, and i appreciate the compliment. Where this becomes unfortunate for you is the part in my profile that says "male seeking female"
Chaozz: mah bad
Dubz_online: Sorry for the confusion
Chaozz: dats cool, you are cute tho, and british!
Chaozz: peace!
Dubz_online: Peace.
Ok, so that was interesting...... What was more interesting was 20 mins later.
thugnigga_4lyfe: whats up cuteness
Dubz_online: *looks around* say wha?
thugnigga_4lyfe: yeah im talking to you cutie
Dubz_online: bro....
thugnigga_4lyfe: i didnt see no azz pics u gotta cute ass too?
Dubz_online: well i have been told.... but hold up... (checks profile)
thugnigga_4lyfe: want sum action on dat azz
Dubz_online: bro.... is my profile homofriendly?
thugnigga_4lyfe: yo u seen my profile i no u want dis
Dubz_online: but is my profile homogay?
thugnigga_4lyfe: who cares cum get sum real thug in your ring
Dubz_online: Are you rich?
thugnigga_4lyfe: platinum status baby
Dubz_online: If you pay 5K I'll pretend to be your online boyfriend
thugnigga_4lyfe: haha you a funny nigger too
Dubz_online not as funny as this chat we're having
thugnigga_4lyfe: so when u wanna hook up
Dubz_online: SHOW ME THE MONEY
thugnigga_4lyfe: ill show u in your tight ass
Dubz_online: Why can't the girls on the thing get this freaky like this
thugnigga_4lyfe: u don want them u need a real thug
Dubz_online: bro I need a winning lottery ticket and less niggerz trying to get my mulatto ass.
thugnigga_4lyfe: but u look freaky as fuck son
Dubz_online: Check my status bro "mang seeking womang" = no homofaghey
thugnigga_4lyfe: so why u still talkin to me
Dubz_online: Because it's funny as hell
thugnigga_4lyfe: fuck u bitch
Dubz_online: and yo mama. Peace.
Ok so it didn't end there cuz I had a total of 5. yes 5 brothas trying to get with the british mulattos. No it's not a gay site and... urrrgghhhh where the ladies at?
Chaozz: Hey wasup
Dubz_online: Wadup Chazz
Dubz_online: I mean Chaozz
Chaozz: lol
Chaozz: thats ok
Chaozz: Hey I just saw you're site and wanted to say you're really cute
(so at this point i've checked the profile to find out that Chaozz is some negro dude and I figure he's seen the pics of me and some girls and thought I was the one of the girls)
Dubz_online: ummm bro... which pic are you looking at?
Chaozz: Oh I saw all the ones in your gallery one with u and some girls and one i think your on the subway or something
Dubz_online: umm.... well that's very flattering, and i appreciate the compliment. Where this becomes unfortunate for you is the part in my profile that says "male seeking female"
Chaozz: mah bad
Dubz_online: Sorry for the confusion
Chaozz: dats cool, you are cute tho, and british!
Chaozz: peace!
Dubz_online: Peace.
Ok, so that was interesting...... What was more interesting was 20 mins later.
thugnigga_4lyfe: whats up cuteness
Dubz_online: *looks around* say wha?
thugnigga_4lyfe: yeah im talking to you cutie
Dubz_online: bro....
thugnigga_4lyfe: i didnt see no azz pics u gotta cute ass too?
Dubz_online: well i have been told.... but hold up... (checks profile)
thugnigga_4lyfe: want sum action on dat azz
Dubz_online: bro.... is my profile homofriendly?
thugnigga_4lyfe: yo u seen my profile i no u want dis
Dubz_online: but is my profile homogay?
thugnigga_4lyfe: who cares cum get sum real thug in your ring
Dubz_online: Are you rich?
thugnigga_4lyfe: platinum status baby
Dubz_online: If you pay 5K I'll pretend to be your online boyfriend
thugnigga_4lyfe: haha you a funny nigger too
Dubz_online not as funny as this chat we're having
thugnigga_4lyfe: so when u wanna hook up
Dubz_online: SHOW ME THE MONEY
thugnigga_4lyfe: ill show u in your tight ass
Dubz_online: Why can't the girls on the thing get this freaky like this
thugnigga_4lyfe: u don want them u need a real thug
Dubz_online: bro I need a winning lottery ticket and less niggerz trying to get my mulatto ass.
thugnigga_4lyfe: but u look freaky as fuck son
Dubz_online: Check my status bro "mang seeking womang" = no homofaghey
thugnigga_4lyfe: so why u still talkin to me
Dubz_online: Because it's funny as hell
thugnigga_4lyfe: fuck u bitch
Dubz_online: and yo mama. Peace.
Ok so it didn't end there cuz I had a total of 5. yes 5 brothas trying to get with the british mulattos. No it's not a gay site and... urrrgghhhh where the ladies at?