SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME

[urban_anchorite]

I am fully aware that most people on my friendslist will soon defriend me if I talk any more Marchingstuck, but it keeps happening. This is more about Promstuck, a special subset of Marchingstuck regarding proms, but is also the tender and thoughtful tale of how Rose Lalonde (drum major) fell for Kanaya Maryam (uniforms operator). And by tender and

Comments

[magicgenetek]

gene: also: marchingstuck nepeta is a gymnest
gene: gymnests are hardcore
gene: nepeta would be perfect
gene: they've got to be able to flip all over and do all sorts of tumbly stuff
Steeple333: hehehehe
Steeple333: yeah
gene: lean and compact like nepeta
gene: it requires DEDICATION and also LOTS OF TIME
gene: and equius goes to every meet
gene: all of them
gene: he is the cheerleader
gene: the cheerleader is him
gene: he got her the cat hat to wear over her rock-hard gymnest gelled hair
gene: D==> It looks more dignified

[steeple333]

Moohahaha, I have sucked you in >D

I bet Equius used to try to tame Nepeta's hair before school and kept breaking combs. So then he just gave up and gave her a bl00 kittycat hat that she now wears everywhere.

[magicgenetek]

YOU SUCKED ME IN you and your trolls and your marchingstuck and your AP festertongues I WAS HELPLESS AGAINST IT

Nepeta tells him that if he has to comb it, do it before he does her hair! But D--> The part is wrong he insists, and so he tries and fails until he gives up and gives her the hat.

[steeple333]

YOU CANNOT RESIST MY CHARMS AND HEADCANON

Equius is on an eternal quest to make this a cheesy teen romance and give Nepeta and ~elegant makeover~ but it's doomed to failure forever because Nepeta loves her overcoats and is impatient.

[magicgenetek]

NO NEVER

Besides, she'd rather try and hook some boys up instead. Why can't Equius help with that? It's purrfectly acceptable!

[steeple333]

Equius cannot condone her dedication to 100dness, but she never let that stop him.

Why am I imagining Nepeta with the most hookups of all the teens.

[magicgenetek]

Now she just needs to find someone for Equius so that he can have someone to help him with towels! *shifty eyes at Gamzee*

Because she's out to have fun and doesn't care what other people think. THAT'S HOW SHE ROLLS.

[urban_anchorite]

gene: it requires DEDICATION and also LOTS OF TIME

I can see Equius being kind of a stage mom here. Nepeta doesn't want to do this. It is purrfectly boring and requires lots of hard work she could be putting into talking about yaoi back in anime club with Jade.

[magicgenetek]

Perhaps they've made a deal? Nepeta does gymnastics, Equius watches anime?

[schellibie]

Equius, Nepeta, and Jade all get together and watch yaoi furry porn.

[urban_anchorite]

Equius wills his soul to leave his body.