[ Sasuke will wake up -- wherever he is -- to Pakkun sniffing at him and nudging at him with a cold wet nose. He has a bushel of large, ripe tomatoes tied to his back.
The attached note reads as follows, in Kakashi's terrible chickenscratch writing:
Sasuke --
Happy birthday.
In the corner, a
henohenomoheji is drawn. The "no" that represents his left eye has a little line drawn through it. ]