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Remarkably, I had a night of awesome dreams last night. Mostly I just dream emo bullshit about Bryan not loving me anymore and yada yada, but last night fucking rocked my rem.
The first series of dreams were like me hanging out with Vincent Price. Like.. first I was just watching a day long documentary on him showing all of his showbiz appearances (like 20,000 $ Pyramid and All in the Family,) but then it went into this weird Green Acres type deal with Sally Struthers, my mom and dad(bio,) and Vincent Price, all living in his manor. He was totally pissed because my parents had totally white-trashed his shit. 'This oriental rug is a family heirloom and worth more than your life-- how dare you cover it with a rag rug!' 'But the rag rug is much more colourful!' 'This is a true French Provencial armoir-- you do not use Pledge on French Provencial!' And there was something about these hand-selected by Price himself, hand-painted by Italian artisans pearls on the chandelier that my dad decided to scalp.
I think the idea was that Struthers and I were competing for a marriage contract with Price. Struthers had it easy because her dad just sat in a chair and hated negros, but my parents were all over the place. But I had a personality bonus. The dream ended with Struthers finding a syringe of silicon and giving herself breast and lip implants (one of her tits was malformed, so it's understandable) and Price kicking her out the bathroom window. OMG passionate kiss with Vincent Price.
Did you know that he used to do on-stage circus acts? He was an expert juggler and was the first man to perform the Gyroscope of Death. This involved two flaming gyroscopes, one 16' at the center, the other smaller and set at 32'. Price would stand on the center platform juggling through the gyroscope. After a while, he would climb a ladder (while the gyroscopes were still spinning) to the second, higher platform (the second gyroscope.) Unfortunately, in one brave attempt of this feat, Price lost his step and dangeled from the second platform. His right arm was crushed, ending his career as a juggler, but beginning his career as a horror movie classic.
Fucking amazing!
The first series of dreams were like me hanging out with Vincent Price. Like.. first I was just watching a day long documentary on him showing all of his showbiz appearances (like 20,000 $ Pyramid and All in the Family,) but then it went into this weird Green Acres type deal with Sally Struthers, my mom and dad(bio,) and Vincent Price, all living in his manor. He was totally pissed because my parents had totally white-trashed his shit. 'This oriental rug is a family heirloom and worth more than your life-- how dare you cover it with a rag rug!' 'But the rag rug is much more colourful!' 'This is a true French Provencial armoir-- you do not use Pledge on French Provencial!' And there was something about these hand-selected by Price himself, hand-painted by Italian artisans pearls on the chandelier that my dad decided to scalp.
I think the idea was that Struthers and I were competing for a marriage contract with Price. Struthers had it easy because her dad just sat in a chair and hated negros, but my parents were all over the place. But I had a personality bonus. The dream ended with Struthers finding a syringe of silicon and giving herself breast and lip implants (one of her tits was malformed, so it's understandable) and Price kicking her out the bathroom window. OMG passionate kiss with Vincent Price.
Did you know that he used to do on-stage circus acts? He was an expert juggler and was the first man to perform the Gyroscope of Death. This involved two flaming gyroscopes, one 16' at the center, the other smaller and set at 32'. Price would stand on the center platform juggling through the gyroscope. After a while, he would climb a ladder (while the gyroscopes were still spinning) to the second, higher platform (the second gyroscope.) Unfortunately, in one brave attempt of this feat, Price lost his step and dangeled from the second platform. His right arm was crushed, ending his career as a juggler, but beginning his career as a horror movie classic.
Fucking amazing!