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Let's all gather round and listen to a little story I would like to call.. 'Win totally stood me up for our movie date todayyyyy!' Yayyyy! Lmao.
Okay okay, so we are supposed to meet to see ELEKTRA onlythebestmovieonthefaceoftheearth. At 3:00. I got to the movies at 3:02. The movie doesn't start till 3:10. And It's like 3:08, and I'm thinking, wouldn't that SUCK if he stood me up???
UHH YEAH IT WOULD.
SOO I think, maybe he's just LATE.
UHHH YEAH HE WAS.
So I go up to the movies, but then decide to go back down, mayyyybe he's there.
UHH MAYBE NOT!
So I go back up
...Then back down.
And think well, I should call mom,
Then I think,
I didn't wait all day to see this movie for the third time, just to come and then NOT SEE IT.
So I went back up.
Finally I go in, thinking, well at least I'll have the theater to myself!
I walk in and there is like an ARRAY of old people. I'm like...
What the fuckkk are all you OLD people doing whatching ELEKTRA at THREE O CLOCK.
DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE A BED TIME OR SOMETHING?!?
So I whatch the movie.
I THINK IT JUST GETS AWESOMER AND AWESOMER EACH TIME I SEE IT.
And then
THIS IS WHERE THE ADVENTURE BEGINS GUYS!
I go out, and I need some way to find a phone.
Because when she drops me off mom goes...
DO ya want my phone,
and silly me says....
NAH MOM ILL JUST USE WIN'S!
OH NO!
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!
Okay so you think...
Find a phone...
That's an easy enough task!
...One should think.
ANYWAY.
I go up to ALL the food court places asking if they have a phone I could use, because there are some particularly creepy people at clearview that I would rather not ask for a phone from.
And all the food court people are like...
NO SORRY WE ONLY HAVE ONE IN THE BACK AND YOU CANT GO BACK THE BECAUSE WE HATE YOU DANIELLE BRAWWHHH!
And so I'm like...
That's cool homie.
Uhhh, no. It's not.
Sooooo, I'm like OOH a payphone! I still have fifty cents! I can use that.
After dumping my purse out in the middle of the ground...
I can't find the fifty cents...
But I do however FIND A DOLLAR!
So all I need is change, and I ask EVERY FOOD COURT PLACE.
And they are like, yeah here.
Oh wait just kidding.
Their really like...
Oh you need to buy something for my to open the cashregister. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU DANIELLE GET THE FUCK.
SoOoOoOo....
I'm like
THATS COOL YO.
And I find a STAMP machine out in the middle of fucking NOWHERE.
And I put my dollar in thinking,
HEY! IT'LL GIVE ME CHANGE IF I PRESS COIN RETURN!
Oh how very wrong I was.
It said I have to make a purchase, so I look, and ALL the stamp packets are like 7.50 or either sold out.
BUT ALAS.
There was a 3cent stamp for SEVEN cents so I bought that and got the change.
And I go to the pay phone, and get the money in, and call my house.
Foiled again.
I got a busy signal.
SO I had no money left, and no choice but to ask someone. And I found this really nice looking college student looking girl studying at one of the tables.
And I walked up there and asked if I could use her phone.
She looked reluctant, so when mom picked up, I used my sad voice, and I was all...
"Momma.... Win never came, will you come pick me up? ....Thank you... I love you momma."
And I was like hey thanks!
And she was like aww your welcome!
And then I got home and found out
Win 'really was there and just didn't see me so went home'
HAH!
All in all... Win's lucky Elektra is a fucking awesome movie.
<3