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Well then, this weekend was... wonderful.
...Really.
Friday,
I went home with Angelle, and I took a nap. Lol. And then we walked to her MawMaw's cause we were hungry, we ate and then Whined about doing the dishes. Lolol. I DON'T WANNA. OH MY GOD. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS GOES. I COULD HAVE CUT MYSELF AND YOU DIDNT EVEN CARE. I DONT DO POTS! Haha. Then we walked home.
Nanny: What time will you be home?!
Will: I don't know!
Nanny: NO. WHAT time will you be HOME?!
Will: I DON'T KNOW!
Nanny: Oh fuck this shit!
*Slams door*
So we went home and played and stuff, and ate. ALOT of frozen chicken taquitos! They are SO good.
Then we stayed up till FOREVER. Looking at fucking beautiful pictures of Jennifer Garner and Brittney Spears!!!!!! Uggggggghhh. <3333333333333333
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Saturday,
Woke up REALLY early. It was FREEZING COLD. And got dressed and stuff. Then we got in the car ready for the two and a half hour trip to Mississippi or whatever. And we ate lotsa bagels and chips and stuff, and listened to music. And then when we got there we whatched all the people sky dive while her mom was getting all ready to do it. And we took LOTS of pictures. And Nanny loved my shoes. She just didn't wanna admit it.
And then we whatched her mommy jump! It was awesome, and she was all excited and deaf afterward. lol. And then before we left, we went to Wendy's.
Will: Kellie, you KNOW I can't stand when you chew like that!
Nanny: Fuck this shit!
*Gets up and moves to other table*
And then we sang Spice Girls and Paula Abdul. lol. Then we got in the car and sang Fall out Boy and Dashboard as loud as we could and kind of sucked at it!
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Then Later,
When we got home, Jodie and 'Holly' came over,
JODIE THE TOLIET STOPPED< COME AND GRAB THE CHAIN OUT
jodie: okay.
lol she's our mom!
and then Liz came over! And we were bored and so we walked to the park. But it was locked, so we decided to be OH SO ILLEGAL and climb the gate and play in it anyway lolol. And me and Liz SEESAWed! And then we left on an adventure to do OTHER illegal things. lolol. And so we wound up at Jackies house, go figure lol. And we sat there and annoyed her. JACKIE WE'LL SING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS!
*sings "since you've been gone" at the TOP of our lungs*
*sings "Pieces of me" at the TOP of our lungs*
Jackie: That is some FUNNY SHITTTT!
Lmao. Oh man.
Then we thought the dog across the street was Jackie's dog, Lilly, and so we ALL started calling it and the man that owns the dog was sitting RIGHT THERE and we definantly did not see it.
Then she chased us out of her house, and we went home, then to go rent movies, and we got Identity and Monster. And then to Save-A-Center.
Let's go JAYWALKING, NAKED, WITH THE SAVE A CENTER CART, AT 11:01, we'll be SO ILLEGAL.
lololol. Lmao. WOW. We're losers.
Then we got home and Me, Jodie, and Liz whatched Saturday Night Live.
OH MY GOD. Jennifer Garner was SUPPOSED to host, but couldn't so Topher Grace hosted. Grrr.
And then we all whatched Identity, And man was it freakin awesome.
Then Maggie came!!!!
And me Jodie and Holly ate Chicken Taquito's.
Oh yeah, I forgot to put earlier about the wonderful cappichino machine that almost ate Holly to death. Lol.
Then everyone started falling asleep and stuff, and Me and Maggie stayed up talking till like 5:30. or something. It was wonderfullll! Then I went home.
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THEN LAST NIGHT...
My sister and MaryEllen went to see In Good Company. But then they called and said it was sold out so they were going to see ELEKTRA. And let me just tell you it's the best movie I've ever seen... I mean, come ON, it's better that TO KELLY FROM JUSTIN. OH MAN IT'S GOOD.
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU BITCHES SAY AFTER YOU SEE IT. ESPECIALLY YOU ERICA! Lmao.
IT was wonderful and I LOVED IT to it's FULLEST capacity.
-So, uhh, do you really kill people for a living?
-Yeah.
-Uhh, why?
-Because that's what I'm good at.
-...That's messed up.
-...Yeah.
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