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Dear kagu ~
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you spit at Manchester United's goalkeeper.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Ur_Broken_Angel
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you spit at Manchester United's goalkeeper.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Ur_Broken_Angel
Interested?