Jul 05, 2005 21:45
so as most of uy peeps kno i havech retreat at long island. it was lots of fun. learned some new jokes
so these too firneds want to start a resturant, so they do, but in china. one day the first friend says wtf??? y do we have an ITALIAN resturant in CHINA?????? second guys like ......stfu few hours later a panda walks in and starts growling or watever noise pandas make. 1st guys like ....should we let hiim eat? second says sire y not. so they seat him and giive him a menu. the waiter comes over and the pandas grunting and pointing at spagehtti and meatballs. so they give it to him. waiter goes over to the panda to see how hes doing. panda takes out a pistol, shooots him in the head and walks out. the first guys like wtf????? the panda comes back in and throws a piece of paper into the resturant. the 2nd guy picks it up and reads it.
"pandas eat shoots and leaves"
and i forget the rest ill puit them up when i remember them