In The Eye of The Beholder (Damon/Elena)

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Title: In The Eye of The Beholder
Rating: NC-17
For: badboy-fangirl; this is a rewriting of her story Size Matters (which everyone should read because flawlessness).
Characters/Pairings: Damon/Elena
Wordcount: 1100
Summary: Damon can feel Elena's eyes follow him around the room.
A/N: AU after 4x05.

Comments

[shipperjunkie]

Good job! I really liked this. :)

Only now Damon realizes that this is actually happening, Elena Gilbert wants him enough to hold him firmly in her hand, and he doesn't even care why, except of course he does.

So Damon, lol. I loved that line.

[upupa_epops]

Don't say things like this in front of me, you know it'll only make me want to poke the bear XD.

[badboy_fangirl]

POKE THE BEAR?

It's an old euphemism, but "poking" is also a term for boning, just FYI.

Damon has had a hard-on while bleeding out in one of my fics, so seriously, try to write a scenario where I believe it. I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU. I just don't see it happening, unless he's desiccated!

[upupa_epops]

I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT POKING. Euphemism fail.

LOL, I'm not really into a "Damon can't get it up" scenario (I could imagine a story in which he's just so stressed/worried that he doesn't feel like having sex and doesn't attempt it in any way; not really any physical issues, because hello vampire). It's just that when I see you and Katie being so convinced, the troll in me wants to find a way to prove you wrong ;). So, don't mind me, I had 4 English lessons today, and now I'm a brainless troll.

[badboy_fangirl]

Here have an icon. Don't troll me too much, I'm working on the Damon and Elena cuddle/sleeping together rewrite. You don't want to mess with my mojo ;-)

[upupa_epops]

Shutting up now.