Houston, TX - Joe Paterno, the 46 year veteran coach from Penn State, left this world last Sunday. It was a shock to those outside the family. People knew the coach was ill, but his demise was not expected this soon.

Papa Joe was assaulted in the media by righteous bastards with high sounding words about "moral duties." People felt Paterno owed ( Read more... )

Dear mindless idiots in charge of Penn State,

Joe Paterno is quite possibly the most straight up, by the book coach in college football today. Over the years he repeatedly demonstrated this fact on an off the field. No one, until now, has ever had the slightest reason to question Paterno's integrity or character.

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Hagerstown, MD - I caught a sound bite on TV today that almost made made me inhale my shaving cream. It was among a montage of sound bites taken from various congress critters in Washington, DC. I am dying to know who said it, but I was not quick enough to drop the razor and get to the TV to catch the name. Not too worry, this one has got to come ( Read more... )

The Meadowlands, NJ - Here's a fascinating little tidbit out of Miami:

The shooting happened after a dispute broke out shortly after 7:30 p.m. as spectators watched the game at West Perrine Park at 10321 Southwest 172nd Street, police said.

The four victims, all male, were taken to local hospitals. Three had leg wounds and one was shot in ( Read more... )

Clarksville, IN - You might be a complete and total screw up if you stuff your stash in your back pack and then take it to a Presidential Event where you know it will be searched.

According to Ottumwa Police records, a 25-year-old Illinois man was arrested after a Secret Service search of his backpack hours before a visit by President Barack ( Read more... )

Today brought a couple things on the Toyota front. The first item on the Toyota uncommanded acceleration news front is Yesterday's rather harrowing ride down California's I-8 in yet another runaway Toyota. According to multiple news reports, this one required help from the California State Patrol to get the car stopped. Why the driver didn't drop ( Read more... )

Tiger Woods made his first public statement on Friday. The major networks interrupted daytime programming to take the statement live. Camera failures aside, we got to hear the message in its entirety and watched as the spectacle ended with a loving hug between Tiger and his mother.

Tiger basically executed Celebrity/Politician/Sports-hero in ( Read more... )

Decatur, AL - James O'Keefe made a name for himself with clandestine videos of ACORN staff members assisting what they believed to be a pimp. O'Keefe led the ACORN staffers to believe he wanted to set up a brothel and staff it with underage girls brought in from overseas. Most of the ACORN staff in several locations were only too happy to assist.
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