Why I'm awesome...
Holy crap they just played A-HA' s "Take on Me" on Family Guy
So after an amazing day, weekend, hell I'll say a phenomenal few weeks, I've decided to list why I am sweet...now I know this sounds arrogant, but this is a new thing for me. I'm gonna love my self-esteem and rock it. Here goes:
1) I have an amazing new haircut, probably the best of my life thus far (it's gonna be even hotter when it gets a little longer)
2) I'm a badass cymbal in one of the best marching bands in the world --- MMB what!
3) I have a hot new license plate denoting the sweetness of point 2
4) I have a brain and I'm not afraid to USE it
5) I don't have to be rail thin to feel good and look hot
6) I have amazingly awesome parents (if you don't think they make ME awesome, then you clearly haven't met them and don't know all the wisdom they have)
7) I have an ass and I KNOW how to shake it
8) I know how to rock it hard at parties, bars, and clubs and put stupid bitches to shame
9) I LOVE beer
10) I'm really flexible, a skill I have fun proving and improving
11) I'm strong, love to work out, and keep my body heatlthy and fit
12) I can wear sexy, lace-up strappy high heels and not look like I have fat ankles or calves (take THAT Britney Spears!
13) I shop like a fiend and I am a world class eBayer
14) My boobs look ridiculously hot in my new Kenneth Cole bathing suit top
15) I love to cook for others
16) I am a giver and very compassionate
17) I am a sex GODDESS
18) I have juggled more than one man without the other(s) knowing (I'm not a whore or bitch, though)
19) I can pick up a guy without saying much if anything, with a smile really
20) I am sarcastic and funny
21) I can look good in contacts or geek glasses
22) I rock hats, especially cowboy hats and my drinking hat
23) I can drink like a fish
24) I am a simple date because I'm happy doing pretty much anything as long as I like who I'm with
25) My awesomeness has gotten me AWESOME friends: trombones, drummers, wild chicas, engineers, etc.
26) I speak pretty decent German with a little beer in me
27) I am naturally very hair free
28) I am a Tetris phenom
29) I give incredible back massages
30) I was born to wear halter tops and strapless dresses
31) I love both watching and playing hockey, football, and sports in general
32) I am a great therapist
33) I have amazingly smooth and soft skin
34) I don't need a man to feel amazing
35) I love God
Yeahh...you don't have to agree with my points of awesomeness, but if you know me better I think you'll see the truth HAHA
Oh and another interesting point, I strongly agree with what Miss Tyra Banks said she says to men she dates: "I tell him to flirt soooooo much with the girl and then come home and DO ME!" HELL YES!!! :-D
So after an amazing day, weekend, hell I'll say a phenomenal few weeks, I've decided to list why I am sweet...now I know this sounds arrogant, but this is a new thing for me. I'm gonna love my self-esteem and rock it. Here goes:
1) I have an amazing new haircut, probably the best of my life thus far (it's gonna be even hotter when it gets a little longer)
2) I'm a badass cymbal in one of the best marching bands in the world --- MMB what!
3) I have a hot new license plate denoting the sweetness of point 2
4) I have a brain and I'm not afraid to USE it
5) I don't have to be rail thin to feel good and look hot
6) I have amazingly awesome parents (if you don't think they make ME awesome, then you clearly haven't met them and don't know all the wisdom they have)
7) I have an ass and I KNOW how to shake it
8) I know how to rock it hard at parties, bars, and clubs and put stupid bitches to shame
9) I LOVE beer
10) I'm really flexible, a skill I have fun proving and improving
11) I'm strong, love to work out, and keep my body heatlthy and fit
12) I can wear sexy, lace-up strappy high heels and not look like I have fat ankles or calves (take THAT Britney Spears!
13) I shop like a fiend and I am a world class eBayer
14) My boobs look ridiculously hot in my new Kenneth Cole bathing suit top
15) I love to cook for others
16) I am a giver and very compassionate
17) I am a sex GODDESS
18) I have juggled more than one man without the other(s) knowing (I'm not a whore or bitch, though)
19) I can pick up a guy without saying much if anything, with a smile really
20) I am sarcastic and funny
21) I can look good in contacts or geek glasses
22) I rock hats, especially cowboy hats and my drinking hat
23) I can drink like a fish
24) I am a simple date because I'm happy doing pretty much anything as long as I like who I'm with
25) My awesomeness has gotten me AWESOME friends: trombones, drummers, wild chicas, engineers, etc.
26) I speak pretty decent German with a little beer in me
27) I am naturally very hair free
28) I am a Tetris phenom
29) I give incredible back massages
30) I was born to wear halter tops and strapless dresses
31) I love both watching and playing hockey, football, and sports in general
32) I am a great therapist
33) I have amazingly smooth and soft skin
34) I don't need a man to feel amazing
35) I love God
Yeahh...you don't have to agree with my points of awesomeness, but if you know me better I think you'll see the truth HAHA
Oh and another interesting point, I strongly agree with what Miss Tyra Banks said she says to men she dates: "I tell him to flirt soooooo much with the girl and then come home and DO ME!" HELL YES!!! :-D