college 101 - survival of the fire resistant

[unwritten_poet]

The scene opens with Mallory studying in the lobby, when suddenly her phone rings--her roommate's number comes up on ID.

Mal: Hey, girl.

AT: Hey, um, I might not be here when you get back, but just ignore the smell…

Mal: Smell?

AT: Yeah, I, uh…my pillow caught on fire, and now the whole hall smells like smoke..

Mal:  You what?! HOW IN THE HELL DID

Comments

[jaelliott]

That's scary but funnier than hell. Glad to hear you guys are alright.

[swissmissatuk]

hilarious.

[verbal_satori]

wonderful. somehow, i missed seeing you today?

[lucidream]

hahah, wow. makes me glad i'm in a single.