The Baby.
What kind of person would refer to their baby with the words "the baby"? I was in Olive Garden when I heard this woman say it of her baby to her, I assume because she's the type, husband: "Check and see if the baby's still asleep." It has a fucking name, right? Why wouldn't you use it? "Check and see if Frankie-Sue's still asleep" or even "Check and see if HE'S still asleep" would suffice, because it would be obvious who you're talking about. The kind of person who'd refer to their child as "the baby" is the same sort of person who'd have a kitten and call it "the kitten," which is the kind of person who's only doing it to display their ownership over and the dependency of the creature upon them and that's some fucked up shit. They oughtta be shot.
Oh and "Junior" people too. Anyone who names their kid after the kid's father is bad enough, but then calling him "Junior" is definitely a thing that should be punished by death.
Furthermore, who'd want kids nowadays anyway? The depression and the way you can't technically afford one aside, how incredibly uninteresting do you have to be to pop out a child? Having a kid is, to me, a way of saying you're completely done and you have absolutely nothing left to offer the world and are in fact bored with it because you're a boring, unoriginal person. The kind of person who doesn't even like to read a book because it's too quiet and they need noise to distract them from any thoughts they might accidentally have. I'm absolutely certain that a large percent of them are also only having kids because secretly they want something to love them unconditionally, listen to them, believe the sun shines out of their ass (I think that's the first and last time I'll ever use that phrase) and be utterly dependent on them, as they've never had a real human connection before so they want to manufacture one by breeding.
And who brings their kid to Olive Garden anyway? I'm pretty sure I'd either find someone to babysit it (she looked rich too) or not fucking go at all.
Also, I was looking at the chick's face and thinking she wasn't that bad-looking despite being a completely blank and empty example of humanity, and then she laughed I cringed at her truly terrible teeth. The kind that probably only I find truly terrible but her friends and family never noticed. She had big gums and tiny, tiny little teeth. I don't actually mind someone whose gums show when they smile so long as their teeth are nice... like Julia Roberts - she's fine. But this chick's shown gum area was way bigger than the teeth themselves. The more I stared at them, the more they started to look as if they had once been regular-sized human teeth which had been decayed and broken off because she was a member of the undead and was slowly rotting from the inside. I think my memory of her now is far more grotesque than she actually was, but they were gross teeth. Also a bit yellowy, so I didn't fabricate that. The rest of her was so carefully put together that I wonder why she allows her teeth to be like that.
Do most people not look at mouths quite as critically as I do? I think it's the most important part of the face; a mouth can make or break a good or bad face, but given the way no one seems to even notice a person's mouth I'm starting to wonder. Oh, Miley Cyrus. Does anyone notice she's got stupid-looking, too-small teeth? It doesn't seem like it. At least they're not quite as grotesque as Olive-Garden-I-call-my-baby-"the baby" chick.
Oh and "Junior" people too. Anyone who names their kid after the kid's father is bad enough, but then calling him "Junior" is definitely a thing that should be punished by death.
Furthermore, who'd want kids nowadays anyway? The depression and the way you can't technically afford one aside, how incredibly uninteresting do you have to be to pop out a child? Having a kid is, to me, a way of saying you're completely done and you have absolutely nothing left to offer the world and are in fact bored with it because you're a boring, unoriginal person. The kind of person who doesn't even like to read a book because it's too quiet and they need noise to distract them from any thoughts they might accidentally have. I'm absolutely certain that a large percent of them are also only having kids because secretly they want something to love them unconditionally, listen to them, believe the sun shines out of their ass (I think that's the first and last time I'll ever use that phrase) and be utterly dependent on them, as they've never had a real human connection before so they want to manufacture one by breeding.
And who brings their kid to Olive Garden anyway? I'm pretty sure I'd either find someone to babysit it (she looked rich too) or not fucking go at all.
Also, I was looking at the chick's face and thinking she wasn't that bad-looking despite being a completely blank and empty example of humanity, and then she laughed I cringed at her truly terrible teeth. The kind that probably only I find truly terrible but her friends and family never noticed. She had big gums and tiny, tiny little teeth. I don't actually mind someone whose gums show when they smile so long as their teeth are nice... like Julia Roberts - she's fine. But this chick's shown gum area was way bigger than the teeth themselves. The more I stared at them, the more they started to look as if they had once been regular-sized human teeth which had been decayed and broken off because she was a member of the undead and was slowly rotting from the inside. I think my memory of her now is far more grotesque than she actually was, but they were gross teeth. Also a bit yellowy, so I didn't fabricate that. The rest of her was so carefully put together that I wonder why she allows her teeth to be like that.
Do most people not look at mouths quite as critically as I do? I think it's the most important part of the face; a mouth can make or break a good or bad face, but given the way no one seems to even notice a person's mouth I'm starting to wonder. Oh, Miley Cyrus. Does anyone notice she's got stupid-looking, too-small teeth? It doesn't seem like it. At least they're not quite as grotesque as Olive-Garden-I-call-my-baby-"the baby" chick.