46. 29/07/81.
HEY MATES
okay not many of you are my mates but the point stands. I HAVE A ROOMMATE. Ingram Weasley and me, we're going to have either the best or the fucking weirdest flat that you will EVER see.
I got him drunk so he agreed to Ireland. IRELAND!!!
I may be a little drunk too. Anyway we drew up rules. Ten of them. The ten commandments! Very smart stuff. You should all think about doing this because a lot of this is shit that his roommates and my DUMBARSE BROTHER did to the two of us.
1. No nudity.
2. No Death Eaters.
3. No loud sex without charms on the walls.
4. No sex outside the respective bedrooms unless cleared with the other roommate first.
5. Put a sock on the doorknob if a 'guest' is 'present'
6. Knock before you enter any room.
7. If you eat or drink it, you replace it.
8. No judging the roommate's significant other.
9. Whoever breaks the rules does the chores for a week.
10. If no one breaks the rules somehow, chores will be traded off every other day.
I can't call them the Morans anymore but I saw one of them at the bar tonight and he bought me a drink and I gave it to the ugliest girl in the bar that I could find. TAKE THAT.
Either I have to play some real Quidditch or get laid soon because wow.
Oh. And. Jo Stanton's wedding was something. Cli Don't be sorry if you missed it because you might get another chance!
okay not many of you are my mates but the point stands. I HAVE A ROOMMATE. Ingram Weasley and me, we're going to have either the best or the fucking weirdest flat that you will EVER see.
I got him drunk so he agreed to Ireland. IRELAND!!!
I may be a little drunk too. Anyway we drew up rules. Ten of them. The ten commandments! Very smart stuff. You should all think about doing this because a lot of this is shit that his roommates and my DUMBARSE BROTHER did to the two of us.
1. No nudity.
2. No Death Eaters.
3. No loud sex without charms on the walls.
4. No sex outside the respective bedrooms unless cleared with the other roommate first.
5. Put a sock on the doorknob if a 'guest' is 'present'
6. Knock before you enter any room.
7. If you eat or drink it, you replace it.
8. No judging the roommate's significant other.
9. Whoever breaks the rules does the chores for a week.
10. If no one breaks the rules somehow, chores will be traded off every other day.
I can't call them the Morans anymore but I saw one of them at the bar tonight and he bought me a drink and I gave it to the ugliest girl in the bar that I could find. TAKE THAT.
Either I have to play some real Quidditch or get laid soon because wow.
Oh. And. Jo Stanton's wedding was something. Cli Don't be sorry if you missed it because you might get another chance!