LJ Idol: Current Events
Political fervor is in the air. The Super Bowl just barreled through our lives again. Valentine's Day is nearing. Other important things. Things I don't care about so much right now, to be perfectly honest.
Why?
The Mustache Is Back
I'm so happy. Here I am, surrounded by stress from college and my family, worrying about my laundry and the presidency, disturbed by ongoing social injustice and genocide all over the world...but at least the pinnacle of male fashion has made its way back onto the upper lips of the hippest and jivest of today's spunky youth. It is no longer a mark of strangeness and flamboyant eccentricity; instead, it is the mark of a true man, swandled comfortably in the luxurious hair of masculinity!
With its triumphant return, the mustache ushers in a new era of male confidence and swank. Once again, these men can walk with their heads up, and their mustachioed visages will be greeted only with the orgasmic swoon of the entire world shuddering at their presence:
Thank God that these men are all sexy again! Where would I be?!
Why?
The Mustache Is Back
I'm so happy. Here I am, surrounded by stress from college and my family, worrying about my laundry and the presidency, disturbed by ongoing social injustice and genocide all over the world...but at least the pinnacle of male fashion has made its way back onto the upper lips of the hippest and jivest of today's spunky youth. It is no longer a mark of strangeness and flamboyant eccentricity; instead, it is the mark of a true man, swandled comfortably in the luxurious hair of masculinity!
With its triumphant return, the mustache ushers in a new era of male confidence and swank. Once again, these men can walk with their heads up, and their mustachioed visages will be greeted only with the orgasmic swoon of the entire world shuddering at their presence:
Thank God that these men are all sexy again! Where would I be?!