I'm impressed and tired. Now I sleep

[unseenoyster]

OMG, I just wrote an essay in...3 hours. Granted it was only a 5 page essay, but still. I think that's the fastest I've written anything remotely substantial ever. And I was letting myself be easily distracted to. So the actualy amount of time actually writing the thing is technically less. AWESOME. It was for Sci 100 and was almost enjoyable. That maybe though because it was sort of a joke to me and I even started the essay talking about Dr. Seuss. Plus I have a habit of when writing essays and wanting to refer to myself but not in first or third person I find some sort of way to describe myself, which maybe a terrible writing technique I don't actually know but still works for every paper that I've ever put it it. This time though rather than just being "this audience member" or "this actor" or "this observer" I was "this intrepid experimenter extraordinare" which in case you were wondering is a fantastic way to beef up the page number of ones essay. I e-mailed it to the professor which meant that I couldn't use any of my normal (or the new ) tricks that I keep up my sleeve for troublsome essay length. With no cheats at all I wrote exactlly 5 pages. All the way down to the last line. It was aweome.

I'm impressed and tired. Now I sleep.